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whoroscopename (-1.051)
A prediction of someone's asstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.
Cdog and D-Tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night... another late night poutine at ESD was written in the stars.
by Jizzones April 28, 2004
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A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign
Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!
by Atheistzilla November 12, 2014
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An astrological prediction for a WHORE of there future

and/or pimp


my whoroscope told me today whats to make some money.
by jdiggs14 January 18, 2009
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