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Descriptive of any prediction of the future made up or retold by a woman whose primary occupation is the entertainment of men.

* Best used in a deep baritone in the phrase, "It is whoretold!"
A: "Did you hear what that stripper said about 2012?"

B: "Yes my son. IT IS WHORETOLD!"
by elmoloveftl November 24, 2011
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