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One who has been left behind at the bar by a friend and/or ride so that they can hook up. Also known as being whorephaned.
The bartender knew that the chunky girl with the hot friend was going to be a whorephan by midnight the second they walked up to the bar.
by Brett Burkhardt March 09, 2008
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A whore that happened to be orphaned during their adolescent years.
Hey, you know what would be a good prono name? Whorephanage!
by Bradford O'McBeardington III September 11, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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