A Christmas decoration given by a former girlfriend.
"I can't believed you dated that bitch. Get that whorenament off my tree."
by vinman1994 January 21, 2010
A woman who holds a high standing position in a company, not because she possesses the necessary skills or or abilities, but because she blew the CEO.

He keeps her around as an ornament to hang off his dick.
Bro, nobody messes with the whorenament unless you want to get your ass fired.

He's got his whorenament on her knees before the board meeting.
by Thebusinessend June 28, 2014

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