| 57. | Green Day | ||
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An amazing punk-rock band that got taken over by teenie-boppers. It's one thing to start liking them since American Idiot. It's an entirely different thing if you are 12 and say "omfg greenday iz mii new fav band!!!!!!!1" when you just saw the Boulevard of Broken Dreams music video. Teenies ruined Green Day concerts. Ever since they've been coming, the band has had to end their shows early because the stupid 10-year olds have to go to bed at 11:00. Teenies ruined Green Day on all levels. Anyone who belives Green Day are sell-outs just 'cause teenies like them is an idiot. Green Day couldn't help that the stupid boppers went after their stuff 'cause it's THAT GOOD. True fans love Slappy, Kerplunk, Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, Warning, and Shenanigans as well. Bopper: OMFG GREENDAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
True Fan: No. It's Green Day Bopper: o. lolzz sowwy:( True Fan: stfu Bopper: u made billy-joe cry:( True Fan: no, I made Billie Joe cry |
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| 58. | chicken noodle soup | ||
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Another retarded, pointless, and extremely niggerish dance, originated in the biggest niggerville in the North-Eastern United States. It includes shaking like a seizure patient, drinking a soda while eating soup (who the fuck does that?), and doing some other random movements that any retard with no brain could do. This incredibly gay dance was made popular by DJ Webstar and Young B, and is now played on BET and MTV, as well as various video communities such as YouTube and Google video. Search for it on YouTube and it is likely you will receive billions of videos, of niggers in Harlem doing that dance, as well as other dances, in the middle of a ghetto-ass basketball court in a hood in Harlem, while surrounded by hundreds of other negroes.
Fuck the niggers. Fuck Harlem. Fuck the chicken noodle soup, I fucking eat it, not dance it. Shaniqua: Ay gurl I can do dat chicken noodle soop dance
Tyquasia: Aw word gurl? Thas' wussup den gurl Shaniqua: U kno it Jerome: Ay yo nigga I herd dem foolz ova' derr' wan' git togeva an' invent a new dance breh JD: Nigga iz u crazy? Dem niggaz is rival gangs nigga, and plus, we just made da chicken noodle soup dance da otha day breh. Jerome: I 'on geeive a fucc breh, letz jus' thro' awar sets up! (Translation: I don't give a fuck brother, let's just throw our sets up) |
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| 59. | internet | ||
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An excellent creation, where you can get pretty much any information you need at the click of a mouse. But most sites (like MySpace and GameFAQs) are overrun by dumbasses, whiners, fanboys and complete assholes who will never get a life if it could save the world. Social conversations on the internet look a bit like this:
n00b: shut up lol u r gay Emo: omg wtf i hate you now im gonna cut myself lol Sensible gamer: I believe the Wii will be better than the PS3 because I feel like playing in a different way this gen. Fanboy: U FANBOY, EVRY1 NOWS PS3 IZ BETTA DAN DA WII LOL |
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| 60. | Scene | ||
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A term used mainly by young teenagers who try to define themselves by a social class that doesn't exist. Scene is usually associated with these argued, undefined, and very distorted subcultures:
punk emo hardcore straightedge vegan When a teen/preteen uses the term "scene" in a conversation it will most likely involve one of the following: hairstyle dinosaurs belts hats bandannas tight pants myspace digital cameras camo hardcore dancing glasses shoes vegetarianism photography robots My name is XxxBreakUrFaceXblakeRrzZxxX, im rly scene n i hav lots of scene points i kant evin cownt I lyk dinosurz n robots n boys dat weer grlz pants n takin pikturs of myself 4 mspc n stuff n my bf who is wikid kool n brings teh mosh at showes n he wil kurbstomp u if u mes wif me n i r prowdly XxxxstraightXXXedgexxxX for 14 yrz now w00t n i tink anybdy that eatz meat iz rlyrlyrly grosss n i mite barf if u eet mcdonalz infruntov me my favrt band iz Drop Ded, Gorjiss!!!1!111~!1
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| 61. | Queer | ||
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Queer is used to describe someone thats kidish. Like a kidish person. Someone that is a teen: 13 14 15 16 17 18, or older that acts like a little kid. Iz sorta ok for a 13 yr old but, not a 20 or 18 or 19 yr. old, thats just plain creepy. And they would get called queer. Bcause the way they act or say stuff. Like scream I SCREAM 4 ICECREAM! or still plays with dolls.
Basicly, iz someone who acts like a lil kid thats not one. Or doesn't want 2 grow up. And/or believes everythin someone tells them. ----- ----- ------ ----- ---Examples ---- ----- -------- ---
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Queer Teen: hello Mrs. Fairy(in wierd voice playing w/dolls) Why hello there Mrs. T-Rex. Normal Teen: Umm... wat r u doing? I stopped playing dolls since i was 9! Queer Teen: So Wat. Theres nuthin betta 2 do ---- ------ ----- ------ ----or------ -------- ------ ------Queer: Weeee. .... ..*pretending hez a jet plane in thier bakyard* ------- ------ -------- ----or-- ---- ------- ------- ------ Teen Boy: Hey, lets go play spin the bottle w/ the girls. Queer Teen Boy: Spin the bottle??? Teen Boy: Uh, ya dont u kno how to play?? Queer Teen Boy: Um... u mean that 1 game were u spin a bottle.. and then who ever lands on u kiss? Teen Boy:Ya Queer Teen Boy: eeeeewwwww! I dont wana kiss a girl! Girls are gross! Teen Boy: OMG, ur such a Queer! ----- ------- --------- ------or-- ------- --------- ------- Vice Versa w/ girls ---- -------- ------- ---- ----or----- --- ------ ----- ---- Queer: YaY!!! Care Bears is almost on! Care Bears is almost on! CaRe BeArS iZ aLmOsT oN!!! CARE BEARS IS ALMOST ON!!!!!!!!! Kid: wat did u say??? Queer: didnt u hear me, care bears is almost ON! Kid: YAY YAY YAY YAY! Chorus w/ Queer & Kis: CARE BEARS IS ALMOST ON HULLOOLULIA HULALULIA CARE BEARS IZ ALMOST ON HULALULLIA! *Instead of Care Bears Pimp My ride is on* Queer: What???Waaa aaaa aaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaa aaa...... ......!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! *po... |
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| 62. | Bibexual | ||
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A bibexual is ....
....A Man who is madly in love with David Baeckhamand even would shag him if he could, yet has a girl friend as skinny as Posh. Aka: A die-hard man utd fan. Fred:Becks iz my hero
John:U're soooo Bibexual. Fred Wtf? George:Exactly Graham:Agreed'd! |
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| 63. | artful dodger | ||
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someone who makes it sound as if they want to get involved in doin something but wen it comes down to it dey alwayz find some way ta bail out of it; or someone who always seems to have "something else" to do, no matter wat time of day or nite it iz; or someone who can get out of ANYTHING ta save their own ass Sid: Oh yea dude! that party soundz hella tyte
Nate: aight dude, lets hit it up, ill come get u in 10 Sid: aww dude, i cant... i got hella shit ta do ryte now (sid is one muthafuckin artful dodger) |
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