| 1. | Who let the dog out? | ||
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Another way of saying, who farted?
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| 2. | Who's the Affleck now? | ||
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When an actor is able to work more professionally than his/her scene partner--i.e. more like Matt Damon than Ben Affleck. If an actor were to step on his/her partner's lines or self-indulgently ad-lib in order to try to steal the spotlight, he/she would be considered the "Affleck" of the scene. Assuming the 'Affleck's partner is professional enough to at least learn the lines, so meticulously assembled by the screenwriter; and not mug or over-emote like he were playing some pimp in a JLo video, he would be considered the "Damon." The saying would be employed in the case that the scene partners were in contention as to which were the comparative "Affleck" of the scene. Kevin Smith:
"IF YOU(Jason Mews, portraying Neo in a scene from "The Matrix")'RE GOING TO AD LIB, DON'T USE THE WORD "PENIS"! Erica(his scene partner who had previously stepped on Jason's line): "WHO'S THE AFFLECK NOW?" |
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| 3. | Poked in the p-hole | ||
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This is when you get the 'clap' from your girlfriend after she hung out with the Band boys in Peoria. She was 'poked in the p-hole' numerous times by the band....one who had the clap (now all of them have the clap). The boyfriend of this groupie then had sex with her, 'poked in the p-hole' caused his penis to drip... My friend, Fredo, got the clap (gonorrea) from his girlfriend Linda'. They had make-up sex after she had sex with the boys in the band in Peoria who had all done the freaky deed, "poked in the p-hole," to her. Fredo had a drippy dick from fucking Linda, he had "poked her in the p-hole" only to get this uncomfortable drip!
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| 4. | food auction | ||
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The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>" I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's
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| 5. | who shot the pumpkin | ||
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who shot the pumpkin:
1.an unfortunate event 2. Something people say when they're shocked. 3.Something people say when someone has had an 'accident' "Oh my God! Who shot the pumpkin?"
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| 6. | A Day in the Life | ||
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Is a song by The Beatles in their Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album, composed by John Lennon and Paul McCartney SERIOUSLY!!!, John wrote the beginning and the end and Paul wrote the middle part...two different songs that compliment each other after being merge together...It is considered to be one of the most ambitious, influential, and groundbreaking works in pop music history.. Inspired from a friend of Lennon who died in a car crash with a parked lorry!!! when John read the newspaper..
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He also read something about filling potholes in Blackburn, Lancashire, but he didn't copy and paste that after taking inspiration he eventually included a little fiction in it...Later it helped fuel the Paul is Dead hoax of the supposed death of Paul... It also took some inspiration from a movie John starred in minor role in called How I Won The War.....The middle section is McCartney's doing...it is about a commuter whose uneventful morning ro... |
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| 7. | 8th street crew | ||
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A group of bad asses from west keansburg nj, aka the shittier side of hazlet! These no-bullshit takers represented a section of town from the mid 90's to early 2000's in which anyone who had the balls to step in to their area without being welcome didnt leave without a beating!! They never turned down a fight and always had each others backs no matter what the situation! Truly a bunch of real, down to earth kids who were never handed anything and earned everything, including respect!!! Yo im never going back there again! Why? We got fucked up by them! Who's them? The 8th street crew! Oh shit, you went by their park? I coulda told u that was gonna happen!!!!
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