| 1. | onad | ||
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(n.) The sin of onad, of scattering ones' seed upon the ground.
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This sin, although rarely mentioned in name, seems to be the cause of hatred for many atheists. This ancient is actually no longer recognised by most Christian churches, and a growing number of Jewish synagogues. The reason it was introduced was not actually because of "some stupid religious thing about scaring kids into not beating off" as many active atheists may try and tell you, but a way of encouraging population growth. The new testament, the last part of the bible, was completed within a century of Jesus' death. The 'old testament', that is, the 'Jewish' section, and also used by Islam was completed before that. At this time the expected lifespan of a person was around thirty years, unless they were kings, religious leaders, upper classes etc. This meant that people were generally having more kids to keep the population afloat. Not having children was seen as a waste of ones' seed. Masturbation was therefore discouraged by making it sinful (it harmed the population along with makinds' future). Although not strictly enforced, circumcision was the order of the day to prevent this, because it was no major crime, nor was it practically enforceable. Because fo the dropping death rate of recent centuries, especially the twentieth century where the expected life has almost doubled, it comes as no surprise no-one cares about this sin, except the anti-christian brigade of 13-year olds who 'know' that G... |
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| 2. | dmt | ||
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intense, out of body experiancing molecule that will show you silhouettes of shoman. Indigenes beings, and complex patterns, tunnels and tunnels of complex patterns inside your brain. it will make you feel like youre not even a person anymore. youre just an energy and will show you a better way of life, if youre too scared to experiance the substance, i recommend something such as an isolation tank for a similiar experiance of finding different levels of consciousness. i was rolling through tunnels of lights and patterns bouncing off the walls of my brain (on dmt). feeling as if someone else was growing inside of me pushing out of the top of my head and out of my arms
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| 3. | Abhiraj | ||
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His name is Abhiraj. He is a boy, just like any other boy, except he has a secret. One deep, dark secret. One that he keeps locked away, deep within himself, not just because he will punished for it by society's harsh ways, but because if the world were to become aware of its existence, its tremondous potential could be used in the hands of evil. Like Lex Luthor or Oprah or some shit.
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...he has the power to see through clothing. All the time. In fact, he can't trigger when it's on or off. It's simply going all the time. This power certainly has its obvious perks. The home-makeover section of Borders. Women's Olympic volleyball. The inside of a movie theater that happens to be playing The Notebook. Outside of a preschool. Wait. Shit. However, in spite of all this, the power of naked people does not come without its costs. It is not always a gift. Think about it... not everybody is a model. You sadly realize this within the first two minutes of aquiring your powers. Those who were once friendly enough are now utterly horrifying. The mailman. Your elderly neighbors. Your obese Uncle Mark. Before, you used to love his big, hearty bearhugs; now, after receiving one, you feel dirty and want to file a restraining order against him. Places which once brought you joy are no longer safe. NFL games, for example. Yes, there are cheerleaders, that is certainly true. There are also roughly 60,000 other very fat, very drunk, and now, very naked people, gathered to watch other... |
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| 4. | classhole | ||
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A classhole is a rare breed of student, the kind who insists upon commenting upon absolutely everything the professor says, even if his/her comment is as meaningless as nodding and verbally giving his assent/dissent. The classhole also answers just about every question asked, even when everyone else is sick to death of hearing him/her spew their insignificant opinions about topics nobody really cares about in the first place. Class is a time to shut your mouth and listen to the professor, who has years of education and probably four or five different diplomas to boot; the knowledge of the classhole pales in comparison, but this is a fact that is only evident to everyone else in the class. The classhole, so smitten with themselves, remains ignorant. The foreign exchange student who nods his head every time the professor says something "meaningful" and voices his opinion every damn chance he gets is undoubtedly a classhole.
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| 5. | BasilMarket | ||
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An auction site for the MMORPG MapleStory. Basilmarket is owned my MrBasil (IGN = MrCurry) and is moderated by bokuwaomar, EluNirvelli, Mindstormer, Misacorp, xXSykoXx and MrBasil. Users can upload screens, videos, and buy/sell items from the game. Forums are also another feature of this site. Users can chat with other MapleStory players on various topics. The chat section of the forums is very popular and can be random very often. Users can also upload drawings related to MapleStory in the screen section of the site. Some people have gained in game fame (good or bad) from this site as well (posting godly items or just attention whoring). Many users get flamed for asking simple questions/making dumb posts. Debates go on about which is better BasilMarket or SleepyWood.net Chris9292: "Check out this godly Magicodar I bought off BasilMarket!"
Chris9292: "Help me please, I don't know where to train efficiently" Xbowgirl15: "STFU who the hell cares about you, you dumb beaner! Get back in the kitchen" Wintersfire: "Find out yourself" Chris9292: " =( " RandomUser: "I socked my dad in the face!" RandomUser2: "Pics or it never happened" |
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| 6. | blog nazi | ||
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A person who tries to fanatically control, i.e. "to exercise restraint or direction over; dominate; command," or "to eliminate or prevent the flourishing or spread of", the content of their own or others' blogs Includes the following conduct:
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Comment Approval Required -- I've seen the term "blog nazi" used in relation to people who have their blogs set so that the blogger must approve all comments. In fact, that is the context in which I remember first seeing the term soon after I joined Myspace. One point made by those who have used the term in reference to these bloggers is that the practice stifles free speech. It's censorship at its finest. It goes way beyond deleting comments that are offensive or unacceptable to the blogger, because it ensures that the information never reaches the general public for comment, at all, if the blogger so chooses. It's the ultimate control over one's own blog and comments. I confess, when I first started blogging, I set it so that I had to approve all comments. I didn't do it to control the content of the comments on my blog. At that time, I had few enough readers that it was the only way I knew to keep from obsessively checking every two minutes to see if someone had posted a comment. By using this setting, I could go on about my business, safe in the knowledge that I would receive an email alerting me of a new comment that needed approval whenever one was received. Then I realized that it simply meant that I was checking my mail every two minutes to see if I had gotten an alert letting me know of a comment, so I stopped. I am sure that people who engage in this practice have their own reasons. Perhaps their mother reads their blog, an... |
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| 7. | Myspace | ||
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Why Myspace Sucks and So Do You:
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1) Cool New People - No. These schmucks are not "Cool." The fact that they are the first thing you see when you log on is a fucking travesty. Why anyone would label these folks "Cool" is beyond our comprehension. At this point we wanted to turn back, but we forged on through the terror in the name of science. 2) Your Goddamn Pictures - "Hay guyz i hav this gr8 idea i think i shud take a pikkchur of myself in da mirrur holding teh camerah at a weiurd angle isnt that original guyz? Am i rite?" Believe it or not, we've caught on to your little tricks. We know that you are fat, ugly, have one eye, and shitty skin, and the crappy emo picture isn't fooling anybody. If you have the inclination to be really artsy, alternative, and original, and if you feel that taking a photo of yourself in the bathroom mirror is the way to do it, at least have the decency to wipe your dried jizz off the mirror. Oh but wait, there in the "View more pics" section you have those cute pictures of you and your buddies with beer in your hand. OMG GUYZ ITS BEER AND WE'RE LIKE 2TALLY UNDERAGE HOW BADASS ARE WE. Grow the fuck up, no one cares. And then you selfish bastards crop your friends out of the pictures so we all know who the attention whore is. We can clearly see their shoulder floating next to you. 3) About Me - Chances are no one comes to your MySpace to learn about how you "dont hav much 2 say" about yourself. These over-glorified AIM profiles contain s... |
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