When a person consumes too much weed in a short amount of time which leads to a high heart rate, dizziness, nausea and shakiness. The term is used mainly in Ireland.
Man 1: "Did you hear that Ben fella pulled a whitener? He looked like fucking Casper the ghost!"
Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiledsurface and being too tired to clean it up.
Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!
A device used by a tightwad co-worker in response to other coworker's new Blackberrys. It is composed of two parts: a piece of paper folded into a pocket-sized pad, and a pencil. The upgraded Whiteberry replaces the pencil with a more expensive writing utensil, typically a ball-point pen.
Jim: Why does Rick constantly pull a piece of paper out of his shirt pocket whenever our boss tells him something?