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Nick Ronald wittmeyer 

Always packing the bunk and the dip
Hey nick Ronald wittmeyer you going to pack the bunk

*punch*

Tile Whitener 

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.
Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

whiteeye 

A whiteeye is someone doesn't do any illegal drugs, and judges people that do use illlegal drugs as being inferior to themselves.
Ted Nugent & Nancy Reagan are total whiteeyes
whiteeye by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

Gretchen Whitmer 

Gretchen Whitmer has created covid rules she herself didn't follow

Gretchen Whitmer 

Not very smart governor of Michigan
Gretchen Whitmer created some covid restrictions she herself didnt want to follow.

Whiteberry 

A device used by a tightwad co-worker in response to other coworker's new Blackberrys. It is composed of two parts: a piece of paper folded into a pocket-sized pad, and a pencil. The upgraded Whiteberry replaces the pencil with a more expensive writing utensil, typically a ball-point pen.
Jim: Why does Rick constantly pull a piece of paper out of his shirt pocket whenever our boss tells him something?

Dave: Oh, thats just Rick's Whiteberry.
Whiteberry by narrabeen23 March 31, 2009