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To change the spelling or pronounciation of your name to sound more anglican.
To purposely choose a name for your kids that can easily be pronounced.
Ex.

Friend 1: What are you naming your daughter?
Friend 2: Hoda
Friend 1: WTF, no one can pronounce that. You need to whitize the name.
Friend 2: What you suggest?
Friend 1: Sarah
whitize by CUPE3902 May 13, 2015

Tighty Whitifrical 

Donald Trump looks tighty whitifrical in that picture of him playing tennis.

whitizushi 

A type of sushi that is prepared in a way so it is more appealing to a baka gaijin.

Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".
Baka gaijin: "I'm hungry, let's get some sushi. I feel like California rolls."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."
whitizushi by GAWII July 16, 2009

Within Temptation 

An amazing goth/metal band from deep in the heard of the NETHERLANDS, baby. They're amazing.
YOU: Have you heard of Evanescence?
ME: Well, duhhhhhhh...
YOU: Oh, well...
ME: Have you heard of Within Temptation?
YOU: No...
ME: *kicks you in the FAYCEEEE with twelve-inch monster boots on*

withitness

a teacher's awareness of what is going on in all parts of the classroom at all times and the communication of this awareness to students both verbally and nonverbally
Teachers with expert withitness have "eyes in the back of their heads."
withitness by Melissa Coyle September 10, 2006

Withinside 

Take that withinside the house.
Withinside by Withinside February 12, 2003