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Someone is snorting cocaine out of your asshole when you are standing on your head with your legs spread. When the person tries to snort the cocaine out of your asshole, you fart and blow the cocaine in their face. Causing a whiteout.
I was partying with some girl the other night, she wanted to do cocaine, but I gave her a whiteout instead.
by dawg285 December 13, 2009
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To ejaculate in someones eye so they can only see white.
I told her "swallow or its going in your eye" She stopped so I gave her a whiteout.
by Trea G. November 30, 2007
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Goes off of the principle of a black out but takes it further. there are several different ways to acheive a white out. You must be so drunk that you : A) wake up in another city, state, or country with no knowlege of where you are and how you got there. B) lose or seriously damage a body part. C) wake up with complete amnesia..... like who the fuck am i? D) wake up married, losing or gaining a substantial amt. of money, or adopted an african baby.
dude did you hear about jeffs white out? Homie woke up drunk in canada yesterday missing a toe thinking he was brad pitt..... dude had an african baby though so i can understand that part.
by ace in your hole December 24, 2010
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When a college basketball team puts out an all-white squad on the floor. Although generally the sign of an overmatched team, this combination of players often leads to lots of hustle defense and 3-point shooting.
"BYU employed a White Out to counter LSU's ferocious offense. Sadly, it failed"
by FaShoSquad May 23, 2007
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sudden feeling of total loss of control which is caused by too much drinking and then smoking wheelchair weed. See definition of broccoli. Leaning against the wall while having a cold shower, or draping yourself over the back of a chair hasn't proven to alleviate symptoms. Known side effects are kicking out your friends and locking your doors.
I had such a good time lastnite until we smoked a couple of BC buds mixed with a little honey oil. After that I had a whiteout. I was a total mess!!
by the_trapper August 16, 2006
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Being extremely paranoid about those around and you chode, as well as resembling wolverine.
Holy shit whiteout thinks everybody hates him, and he needs to shave his sideburns.
by Mystery Man 9000 May 26, 2010
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1. kool stuff that makes shit go away
2. a good tool wen u draw a penis on a paper and u need to get rid of it
1) redneck: tat whiteout ove' there really made ma shit go away
other guy: yep it did

2) me: oh shit i drew a big fat penis on my final
friend:holy fuk rago thats a big penis better use whiteout
by steven rago May 21, 2007
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