An upstanding country village in the beautiful countryside of Hampshire, where the beautiful people live peacefully and sociably in their quaint 6 bedroom country houses. Whitehillians enjoy a stroll in the woods, or helping his/her neighbour to do some charitable deed, like sell all their belongings to help poor orphaned grandmothers in Antarctica. Never EVER to be confused with the grubby stain of Bordon
unrightfully discharged on the northern edge of Whitehill, infecting the nearby area with social inebriates.
Mr A (Interviewer): "So where do you come from?
Mr B: "Whitehill"
Mr A: "Oh we're not employing you you Bordon Pikey"
Mr B: "I just said that i live in Whitehill, not Bordon. You must become more geographically correct sir, if you want your business to survive"
Mr A: "Oh im sorry i thought that Whitehill was Bor.."
Mr B: "NO WHITEHILL IS COMPLETELY SEPERATE FROM BORDON"
Mr A: "From that information, Your hired"