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whitepilled 

The moment or series of events by which a person abandons despair and surrenders to the inevitability of hope; not out of sheer optimism, but from facing difficulty and nihilism head-on through the use of reason and inquiry. It is the final destination of those who are redpilled and blackpilled, and tends to happen when a person becomes cynical of cynicism, and skeptical of skepticism. It is named after the white-hot fire of hope in a pill form, and is medicine for the soul.
In C.S. Lewis' book "The Pilgrim's Regress", the main character is instantly whitepilled when he realizes the Spirit of the Age, and its many servants, are all lying to him, trying to convince him that milk and urine are basically the same thing: that both are just liquid secretions of a cow. But using reason, he replies "You lie. You do not distinguish between what nature has meant for nourishment and what nature has meant for garbage." And the spell of moral relativism and nihilism is broken.

"I think you are starting to whitepill me with all your 'boundless optimism' and 'good reasons for doing things'; also your ability to overcome impossible situations certainly isn't helping matters!"

In the story of Naruto, most of Naruto's enemies and friends end up being whitepilled by him, in spite of their suffering and anger at the state of the world.
whitepilled by Equal Standard March 29, 2019
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Whitesell Worthy 

A pun so hilarious and or stupid that even Mr. Dave Whitesell himself would say. Garrenteed to get a pity laugh.
"Enough of this bolshevicks, stop stalin!" -Boy
"Oh that is a whitesell worthy quote!"-Girl
Whitesell Worthy by Scuppers11 November 15, 2011

WhiteMail 

When a person tries to make you do something because they did you a favor before.
Hey, can you help me do something really quick ?

Nah bro I have to do some homework .

But, I helped you when your Dog died, I was there for you.

Bro, that’s WhiteMail
WhiteMail by MyNameIsYES January 25, 2020

whitemail 

Whitemail: to try and trick someone into doing something you want them to do in a polite manner without publicly embarassing them to make sure a demand is met
man, my wife tried to whitemail me the other day. She said if I would clean the kitchen then I would get sex for a week, can you believe that?
whitemail by Synmontwist March 5, 2011

whitewall 

to fill a bong's chamber completely with smoke while the bowl still has a ways to burn before snapping it. A true feat if smoking froma multiple chamber bong.
dude jordan whitewalled the double-chamber! his ass is gonna choke fer sure
whitewall by eson December 16, 2003

Jack Whitehall 

Young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.
This film, 'Epic Movie', is very Jack Whitehall.
Jack Whitehall by japan air December 31, 2010

Jack Whitehall 

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.
Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
Jack Whitehall by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011