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Vancouver Whitecaps FC 

A professional soccer (or association football outside of Canada and the U.S.) team based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, that has competed in Major League Soccer (MLS) since 2011 and plays its home matches at BC Place, one of only two indoor stadiums in the MLS. Under the leadership of head coach Jesper Sørensen, this team will win the 2025 MLS Cup, the Supporters' Shield for the 2025 MLS season, and the 2025 CONCACAF Champions Cup (yes, they will beat the "GOAT" Lionel "Pessi" Messi and his "superteam" of Inter Miami CF in the Champions Cup Semifinals after the Whitecaps eliminated two strong Mexican teams: beating a post-prime Sergio Ramos and CF Monterrey in the Round of 16, and beating PUMAS in the quarterfinals through a last-second goal by Tristan Blackmon in the 93rd minute). The Whitecaps are one of the only three Canadian teams in the league, along with Toronto FC and CF Montréal, and the only MLS team based in the Western Conference. A notable player who played for the Whitecaps is the current captain of the Canadian men's soccer team, Alphonso Davies.
Vancouver Whitecaps FC is the best football club in North America right now; they can compete against the top football (soccer) clubs from Europe, especially clubs in the Big 5 European Football Leagues.
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Vancouver Whitecaps 

The Major League Soccer (MLS) team that eight-time Ballon d’Or winner and World Cup champion Lionel Messi could not beat in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semifinal.
The Vancouver Whitecaps blew out Inter Miami 5-1 aggregate in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semifinal.

Blue-and-Whitewash 

Noun.
When Jewish groups or individuals are used to cover up or gloss over the anti-Semitism of a third party, or absolve an anti-Semite of anti-Semitism
The use of support by a small group of Jews to obfuscate the underlying anti-Semitism of an individual or group
To give a veneer of respectability to anti-Zionists
Jewish Voice for Peace's main goal is to blue-and-whitewash away the anti-Semitism of Students for Justice in Palestine and other anti-Semites.
A PP cat that was the first player to speed run Osu! This cat got to #1 in 15 days
Bro that kid's aim is sick

Damn he's a whitecat
WhiteCat by zetsub0 November 1, 2020

whitebase 

A diss for someone/something really lame, basic and petty
"Have you heard Jade said she isn't going to invite you to her drinks because you didn't ask her about her holiday?"
"Ugh whatever, she's so whitebase"

"Ross is really stressing out about there not being enough Pret sandwiches for the meeting"
"He needs to chill out and stop being so whitebase"

"Sophia bought that whole outfit she saw Kylie Jenner wearing on Insta"
"OMG thats so whitebase"

"Here's your pizza with no tomato sauce"
"Ew, na, whitebase"

"Hannah's really annoying me, she's so whitebase"
"Hannah is the one person who will never be whitebase"
whitebase by hanmeg May 28, 2018

whitechapel

Whitechapel is a Six-piece deathcore band hailing from Tennessee.

They based their name off of a famous London serial killer's body dumping site.
See Jack the Ripper

Their first album "The Somatic Defilement" contains lyrical content dealing solely with Death, Murder, Crime, and Rape.
Where as their second album "This is Exile" deals with varried subjects.

People commonly believe Whitechapel to be deathmetal, but due to its heavy use of Breakdowns and lower use of blastbeats it is classified as deathcore instead.
Man 1: You like whitechapel?

Man 2: Ewww aren't all their songs about Necrophila?

Man 1: Why no, their second album is much more sophisticated!
whitechapel by Mr_Macabre March 20, 2009

Whitechapel jetlag 

A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.
Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.
Whitechapel jetlag by Clarebear81 January 9, 2011