whiteboarding 

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.

Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...

whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017

Whitener

When a person consumes too much weed in a short amount of time which leads to a high heart rate, dizziness, nausea and shakiness. The term is used mainly in Ireland.

Man 1: "Did you hear that Ben fella pulled a whitener? He looked like fucking Casper the ghost!"

Whitener by kilroyK October 10, 2015

Whitebeard 

Born as Edward Newgate.
The strongest pirate alive in the One Piece universe. He is 20 feet tall, closest to "one piece", loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.

Did I mention he can start earthquakes?

Pirate 1: Dam, Whitebeard is the man for freeing fishman island from the slave trade!

Fisher Tiger: Thanks for stealing my thunder Whitebeard.

Whitebeard: GURA GURA!

Whitebeard by Jimbei October 21, 2009

whitebread 

Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.

The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.

Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.

I'll bet the amount of money that whitebread neighborhood spends on lawn fertilizer could feed a small African nation.

whitebread by Greenie March 24, 2004

whitehead

To pull out of an engagement, usually at the last minute, after initiating the event in the first place. To renege on a social agreement.

Steve got up a kayaking trip for today, but he called late last night and whiteheaded us.

whitehead by jfl5 November 19, 2011

Whiteheadism 

Doing a "Whitehead". This involves unnecessarily embarrising ones self. Comes from the antics of Thomas Whitehead.

"Dude, that was such a Whiteheadism

Whiteheadism by Frommie lad! March 17, 2008

whitebase 

A diss for someone/something really lame, basic and petty

"Have you heard Jade said she isn't going to invite you to her drinks because you didn't ask her about her holiday?"
"Ugh whatever, she's so whitebase"

"Ross is really stressing out about there not being enough Pret sandwiches for the meeting"
"He needs to chill out and stop being so whitebase"

"Sophia bought that whole outfit she saw Kylie Jenner wearing on Insta"
"OMG thats so whitebase"

"Here's your pizza with no tomato sauce"
"Ew, na, whitebase"

"Hannah's really annoying me, she's so whitebase"
"Hannah is the one person who will never be whitebase"

whitebase by hanmeg May 28, 2018