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Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.
Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...
by SlutVista November 03, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When a man is caught post-masturbation, pre-cleanup.
She walked in on me with a knuckle omlette.

Dude, she caught you white handed!
by Scandanavian746 March 10, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The state of having semen on one's usually dominant hand, especially immediately after masturbation.
I told my mom I was doing homework, but when she barged in the Computer Room, she caught me whitehanded
by Gaijinguy April 06, 2008
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