White things in the mouth 

white things in the mouth

If you, for whatever reason, cannot

stand the usage of the word 'teeth', this is your go-to phrase.
Usage:
- One of the white things in my mouth has been loose since yesterday, should I go to the guy who helps you take care of the white things?

Something is stuck between the white things in my mouth.

The white things in the mouth are broken.

White things in the mouth by howsthathuh!:) March 21, 2022

White wrist things 

Weird affected finishes added to authentic clothing

Steve thought the white wrist things on Jamie’s fisherman’s smock were cheesy

White wrist things by DaddioMystic November 5, 2020

white thing 

Used in Underworld's Born Slippy, apparently for no fucking reason at all.

Shout! Shout! Mega Mega White Thing Mega Mega White Thing Shout! Shout!

white thing by Julius Peppers February 5, 2005

that's the white thing to do 

Used to describe a good decision over a bad one. Inherently racist saying that people not white make bad decisions.

A: I found this wallet and ID what should I do?
B: Mail it to him, that's the white thing to do.
A: You are correct, I will do that.

that's the white thing to do by Not politically correct May 13, 2014

White Thing 

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.

Got me some white thing last night...

White Thing by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Things I think while I shit 

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

Things I think while I shit by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025