Someone who has skin the color of paper or is easy to see in the dark
Black Person: dam you are as white as paper

White person: I know!
by Targetcut January 09, 2014
A human being whose dermis relatively lacks eumelanin and is relatively abundant in pheomelanin. With respect to much ambiguity between ideal and unreal ethnic polarities, such as the more olive skin of Mediterannean and Middle-Eastern in comparison to Norweigians and Irish, or the ambiguity in mixed ethnicities such as the Portuguese-African genetic descendents of Cape Verde or Spanish-English Welsh of southern England, the criterion for a person being considered white may be best considered as simply the ratio of light-coloured pheomelanin to dark-coloured eumelanin.
It's REAL cold in New Brunswick, kid, so you best not be pheomelanin-recessive, my white person, or bring yo Vitamin D supplements, cuz. This tundra ish ain't Zanzibar.
by PredatorEditor October 26, 2009
A person that is caucasian most likely or albino... or just doesnt get out enough to get a tan. Usually american or British. Not too easy to be racist against caucasians. Words such as honky and cracka just arent insulting!
White people are immune to insult, well kinda.
by Oz January 17, 2005
People that care to much about everything. I'm white and I'm saying this about us. Can't stand being white.
Black person: Dang yall white people care too much.

Me: Yes please help us.
by A mothafuckkin starfish March 02, 2014
Just as evil as every other race but more successful at it.
Non-white person: Genghis Khan razing a continent, 10 thousand people sacrificed in a single day at Aztec temples, female genital mutilation, the Nanking Massacre, Pol Pot's genocide, the South Asian preference for pale skin that was around thousands of years before European colonization and is at the core of the Hindu caste system and all other non-white historical atrocities and brutalities are ALL bald-faced fabrications of the evil white people. The world was perfect before they showed up!!!
by kostoglotov August 09, 2012
Figment of imagination. Never met one. Look at 'white' people and you will see they are not white, they come in all different shades of pink through brown. Give it up, morons.
Al: "Look at whitey, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"
by Dick Splash September 20, 2003
A white person. Caucasian.

The "Building block" race. I'm no racial elitist, but look at it:
Each race has it's own natural talents, lets look at it in stat bonuses...

Black: +STR +CON

Far-East Asian: +DEX +INT

West Indian: +STR +DEX

East Indian: +WIS +INT

Mexican: +DEX +LUK

White: Nothing.

White people have no strong points, therefore mould themselves after other races in order to get those strengths. However, it is not perfect, say by default other races start with +2, when a White person emulates that, they get a +1 instead, being less effective then a true native.

This explains the "Wigger effect" also known as the "Weeaboo effect" as wigger or weeaboo being the two most popular paths chosen by the "Cracker".

Often, because of this natural disposition to emulate something else, the "Honky" will end up taunted by it's peers.

There is a safe way to be free of this effect, but it requires severe indifference, or a strong sense of self, commonly lacked, most likely because of today's culture.

Also, be aware that only caucasians can call each other "Honky" or "Cracker" and it is offensive for another race to say it. Please, refrain from doing so, we are a skill depraived race as is.
The common Cracker, or white person, is similar to the Human class in the D&D Role Playing game.
by Sumi66 April 17, 2010

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