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A complaint made by an overprivileged white person, most commonly an American.
Examples of white whine:

“I hate that Fiji water is square-shaped. It won’t fit in my cup holder.” - Andy

“Grrrr. My Tumblr account won’t stay signed-in on my Blackberry.” - Justine Bateman
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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(Noun) A negative response to noticing one's or another person's acne, usually referring to whiteheads.

(Verb) To complain about about one's own or another person's acne.
Jeffery: "That guy looks so nasty, I'm surprised I haven't heard a White Whine by now."

Timmy: "OH MY GOSH! Have you seen your face lately?!"
Jeffery: "Yeah I know, just quit White Whining. I will pop it in the mirror later."
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