-own more than three yard cars and/or two RVs which must be up on blocks. An extension cord running to the RV is necessary to complete the look. Optional is the standard issue blue tarp covering one or more of the vehicles.
-Huntin' hounds, as many as possible.
-Standard issue Mullet, Nascar shirt(may be substituted with an Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16 shirt), and acid wash or camofluage pants.
-Unusual fondness for their siblings.
-Still in mourning over Dale Earnhardt.
Some good places to spot these specimens are the local drag races, Costco during food sample time, and DMV.
A white trash person revels in being stupid, is proud of it in fact. A white trash person is never ever wrong and never ever to blame. A white trash person is always the victim and never the perpetrator. A truly white trash person does not even know they are white trash. If you think you are white trash, you are probably not, for that means you have lowliness of mind, a white trash person actually has an monomaniacal Ego. They often will try to imitate others that they feel are intellectual or artistic and emulate what they think are socially desirable traits, however their work will have little soul or substance. Example: I have this friend Avery, she thinks she is an artist because she has the money to afford huge canvases but most of her work is ripped off of or copies of other people's style such as Pica...
Some more descriptions of them:
-You look next door and see "Muddin" going on and hear country music/Southern rock playing.
-A Rebel flag is flying on the neighbor's porch
-You see hunting dogs caged up in the backyard
-You hear Southern-like Whooping and "hollering" and occasional gunfire
-Your neighbor is wearing Rebel flag attire, is hairy, and is missing so many teeth it looks like his tounge is in jail
-The neighbor is fat, ugly, wears oversized T-shirts and either smokes or drinks a lot, and her hair is nasty looking
-You see duct tape on everything
Grew up lower class
Shops at salvation Army
most likely overweight with bad teeth or real thin
listens to country
either is too poor to drive or drives a broken down piece of shit truck
a family of sexual abuse or inbreds
has no morals
Sponges off the government, scams the gov. for 'foodstamps'
Lives in a trailer or an apartment complex full of different races
Dosent work or scams the government
Upgraded from Salvation Army to Wal-mart shirts and thinks theyre high class now, HA
Billy bob and his 5 cousins