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The team cheered on by the fans who aren't mildly retarded.
(At Wrigley Field): The White Sox suck! What's the score, now?
by Del_Felesif October 11, 2005
 
1.
A American League team notorious for the worst fan base in all of the MLB. There are two types of sox fans, Sox Fans that like the Sox, and Sox fans that Hate the Cubs. The latter is dominant by about 90%. Sox fans can be identified by their lack of baseball knowledge, immaturity, and personality and looks of someone that was beaten as a child. A trailer for their home also helps. Arrogance is in their blood and they are not known to win any baseball related arguments, or at least bring up valid points.
"I'm a major league baseball fan, so I like the White Sox."

"The White Sox are better because they won the World Series last year."
by The Facts May 09, 2006
 
2.
somebody who plays for a team that has no fans of its own team, just fans of who hate the Chicago Cubs
(While the White Sox are losing at US Cellular Field) "Cubs suck! Cubs suck!..... oh wait, the game's over?"
by Charles the WSU fan August 03, 2008
 
3.
a shitty team that people from the south side of chicago like because they could never be as devoted to their team as cubs fans could.
shawanda - man, i hate my life because i'm a crack dealing prostitute.

timmy b dawwwwg - oh, well atleast you're a white sox fanizzle.

shawanda - yeah, you're right. But if i was a rich white person, i would love the cubs. But since i cannot commit to anything, including my children and "baby-daddy's" i guess i will have to settle.... yo"
by victoriacubsfanforlife April 15, 2008
 
4.
A major league baseball team that is from the ghetto. There fans thrive off the jealousy of getting stomped around by the twins every year.
Those twins swept us White Sox again, now they are going to the world series.

Pierzynski wasn't such a douche bag when he played for the twins, now that he plays for the white sox, at least his hair looks "better."
by ThatoneGuy11 August 30, 2008
 
5.
1. A team full of homos who's fans are all band-wagoners after they won the World Series in 2005.

2. Won the World Series after beating a shitty Astros team that couldn't pitch or hit.

3. A team with fans who brag a year or two later after they win a World Series expecting the Cubs to win one immediately aftewords.
Gay Guy 1: "Hey Max, wanna go to the biggest gay bar in the world?"

Max: "I was just going to ask you to go to a White Sox game!"
by BlakeP June 12, 2007
 
6.
a team that is desperatly chased by people who have nothing better to do with thier time.

they lost thier very first home opener in comiskey to st. luis as they were shut out, poor guys embarrased a brand new field,

then the park closes again for some reconstruction and upon its grand re-opening the sox blew it again against cleveland

then in the very first morning game ever in comisky, they lose to texas, poor fans cant they celabrate one milstone for the park at least?

well not really the new comisky park opens and on the very first game played there they lose to the tigers, 16-0

they won the world seris for the 2005 season, lets celebrate!!!! since the last time they won it was in 1917
yep that was an 88 year wait.

wait did i forget the 1918 world series? oh yeah the one where eight of them sold out, well there ya go continuing with the history of selling out they also change thier stadium name to honor the great u.s. celluler company, wow what pride.

so far they have only made 4 world series appearances, in 1906, 1917, 1918, and 2005. if history repeats itself, we may have to wait another 88 years for them to win, seeing that they didnt make it to the playoffs in 2006, (the same way they did in 1917-1918) wich they also started off the season in first place all the way until it really mattered, past the all-star game, when they fell to the tigers, and eventually out of the wild card race.

i dont know about you, but with a record like that i really wouldn't brag about it.
chicago white soxs love to sell out
( p.s i am a real chicago sport fan not some out of towner who doesnt even care about the lame brewers)
by geoarr December 11, 2006
 
7.
southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.
hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!
by john gallione May 20, 2007