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As one of America's most popular dog breeds, many owners become attached to their schnauzer dogs, and express their affection by putting their penis inside the animal's long, penis-shaped mouth. Due to the schnauzer's unique over-sized nasal cavity, however, when the owner ejaculates into the dog's mouth, much of the cum enters the nose via the throat and begins dripping out through the schnauzer's nostrils, creating an enjoyable experience for dog and man alike.
Hey Paul, I don't want your cum on my rug, please cum inside the schnauzer instead"... "Joke is on you Jan, I did as you asked, but now we have a white schnauzer, and he is spraying semen on your floor with every sneeze
by M. Poznacks March 04, 2011
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