A mixed alcoholic beverage, consisting of vodka, milk, kahlua and coke. This drink arises every time someone decides to mix together the classic White Russian and Black Russian drinks. The result is like someone's anus has exploded in your cocktail glass.

Basicly take every strong alcohol invented and mix into a giant margarita glass and garnish the glass with a pure white cocaine rim and soon my friends you too will be WINNING

1) A hard, rocky turd, usually spherical but can be patty-shaped. Just one, no more no less, in the bowl, as if it cracked off a canyon wall.

2) Any kind of stone shaped shit that may or may not tear one's anus on the way out.

3) What almost squished Indiana Jones in his first movie before he deftly dodged it to safety.

4) What can sometimes dangerously develop in one's lowers after eating two whole, nutritious loaves of white Wonderbread simultaneously without drinking a glass of water.

Krystle is an English girl name. The meaning of the name is:

1) Clear, Brilliant Glass, or a clear, transparent quartz.
2) A soul sucking liar.
3) A person that will pretend to be good for her own interests and destroy all around her in the process.
4) A vicious whore with an insatiable appetite for self destruction. If you meet someone with this name it is advised to run the other way immediately.
5) A human vault of STD's.
6) Usually fat, ugly, ignorant, stupid, white trash, poor, uneducated, bimbo, a stripper, a bad word rhyme of bore, a loose woman, a retard.
7) A heartless human in need of medical help for her massive insecurities that will create a living hell for anyone close to her.
8) A total heifer.
10) Moves swiftly from lover to lover with complete disregard for people's emotions.
11) Parents should be careful giving their kids dumb and
poisonous names like this.

Var: Cristell, Crystal, Crystell, Krystal

An Arawak slave woman who featured prominently in the Salem Witch Trials.

Her true origins are unknown, but she was brought to Barbados as a slave by adolescence and she was eventually purchased by businessman turned minister, Samuel Parris, and would later be brought to Salem Village, Massachusetts, and serve the Parris family, including caring for the children.
In early 1692, Elizabeth "Betty" Parris, age 9, and her cousin, 11-year-old Abigail Williams, began acting strangely, and several other girls in the community soon displayed the same symptoms. Convinced that it was witchcraft, the fanatical Parris grilled his daughter and niece until they named Tituba as the witch who afflicted them; as an Arawak slave woman in a Puritan community, she was very obvious and an easy target.

After the testimonies of Sarah Good and Sarah Osborne

Cocktail - variant of the Bloody Mary.

A large measure of 60% proof white Jamaican rum in a dirty glass, overfilled with tinned chopped tomatoes such that the juice runs down the outside of the glass onto the table. Stirred with index finger, spilling more of the contents.

Taste and immediately regret. Place on table and forget about for several minutes, then accidentally spill down the wall. Leave on wall for 3-5 years.

A breakfast treat!

Take a slice of white bread, fold in half. Take a bite out of the middle. Unfold. You should be left with a square of bread, but with a round hole in the centre. (If not, see a dentist, or the bedside glass where you put your false teeth...).
Fry in the fat left by the sausages and bacon, whilst carefully breaking an egg in the 'poke'. Fry gently, then turn it.

Great with good quality sausages, bacon and grilled Portobello mushrooms. (Plus Heinz beans, fried tomatoes, grilled onion halves, partner, anything else that springs to mind)