A man's man. The hairiest of all aryans. He can braid his chest hair and back hair together and jump rope sideways with it. A true lover of the game of basketball, but an even bigger lover of Dwight "my man in the banana hammock" Howard. White bears enjoy muscular men, dark chocolate, and appreciates it when a female bear wears dwight howard gear. Not to be confused with a brother on the down low. White bears are a unique species of protein-shake drinking, addicted to big black broad shoulders, homework doing studs who one day will find a way to mate with the Chocolate God of his dreams
- "Wow Dwight just dunked on someone and pretty much teabagged him!"
- "Keep quiet! Youre gonna get the white bear way too excited!"