| 57. | ghetto | ||
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Urban Redneck
The urban counterpart to the rural. Both underclasses possess a culture, values, language, and dress code characterized by identification with ignorance, substance abuse, objectification of women, crime, poverty and geographic, social and economic isolation. |
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| 58. | scene | ||
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girls or guys that do the following:
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-get on their myspace and try to make it as hardcore/emo as possible, such as: try to look as serious and/or sad in their pictures, but look the same in every one; list every band they like, believing everybody is going to read the list; and use lyrics in every corner of their myspace, usually either emotional lyrics, or hardcore lyrics to make themselves seem independent and tough. -watch teenage mutant ninja turtles and sport the clothing. -go to coffee shops every morning (which is actually weird for straight-edge scenesters, since caffeine the most addicting drug around. and it doesn't make sense to drink de-caf coffee, because that's like smoking THC-free weed. that's not the point of coffee. good job, douchebag) -"tough guy" hardcore scenesters wear camo cargo shorts and white t-shirts with their favorite band on it (usually with a picture of the lead singer on stage, with a whole bunch of kids rocking out near the stage, singing along, because after all: you can't hide how tough you are.) -hardcore girls usually never actually... |
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| 59. | eminem | ||
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Shock artist, half decent poet, yappy 15 year old school yard voice, based his entire career on taking the piss out of other people to the point where he collapsed in on himself and said 'I'm not sure where my career is going right now'. Could have burped and farted on every record from the start but not be seen as a joke cos he had the credibility of Dr. Dre backing him. Corporate sponsored (nike, slave labour) trailer trash. Person 1: Eminem is the second biggest joke of all time after 50 cent
Person 2: Yeah but I can relate to him cos he's white and raps and I always wanted to rap but thought you had to be black. Also my parents split, my girlfriends a nutbar, I did E once and have a symmetrical, marketable, face. Person 1: If you get shot 9 times you'll be as big as eminem and 50 cent combined, 20x platinum, rollin on 20's, bling bling, here you go, by another bouncing car! Person 2: No, eminem isn't about bling or cars, he's about white t-shirts and multi billion dollar houses. |
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| 60. | Nigger overdose | ||
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The only known marijuana overdoses from less than 30 black people smoking a gram of pot steams and seeds. They start saying " IM FEEEEEELING IT DAWGS!" then have to go to the hospital but on the way get A Niggery pulled on them for their car radio and chain. The biggest known Nigger overdose was when tyronne purchased a gram of weed for tree fiddy and shared it between a gang of 70.
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| 61. | Oh so fine | ||
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What a white guy calls the rims on his truck,Right after a car wash and the chrome is polished. Stanislaw put down the chrome polish ,stood back and eyeballed his wheels and he said " Oh So Fine ".
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| 62. | Darktown strutter | ||
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Noun: A member of the negroid race; Afro-American; one of our dusky-hued brothers or sisters; Wooly-haired type; Boot-lipped mammy-jammer; Jungle-bunny; Picaninny; Mau-Mau; Spear-chucker; Jigga-boo; White Man's Burden; Shine; Darkie; Spade; Coon; Nigger, et cetera. Anthropologist #1:"What is that coming out of the Welfare Office and getting into that Lincoln Town Car?"
Anthropologist #2:"Why, that would be a Darktown strutter." |
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| 63. | Oreo (double-stuffed, open-faced) | ||
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Two white chicks 69'ing while one black guy fucks one in the ass. Hence open-faced. (2 white girls in a car with one black guy)
Hey, dinner was great! I just realized, despite the fact that Arnold's not here and we can't have a traditional double-stuffed oreo, we still have all the ingredients for an open-faced oreo!. Oreo (double-stuffed, open-faced). |
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