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4. whistle dick
An offensive name Morgan's dad used to call Derk.
Hey Morgan, hey Connie, hey Tay, hey whistle dick!
by Nicci May 21, 2004 add a video
1. whistle dick
An insult directed at men tending to diminish or disparage. Also used at belittling their genitalia & manhood.
Hey whistle dick, can't you carry that by yourself?
Old whistle dick here couldn't get laid in a mortuary!!
2. whistle dick
What my uncle Bill called males as a passing friendly redneck nickname. Not meant to be insulting.
Hey whistle dick, long time no see, how you been?
Hey whistle dick, how's your folks doin these days?
Come here whistle dick, and give me a hand with this tire.
Thanks whistle dick, I couldn't've done it without you.
3. whistle dick
To speak with a slight drawn whistle on words with an 's' or 'sh'. A lisp that creates a whistle-y noise.
I can't understand what that crack-head is saying. He keeps whistle dickin' his s's.

That whistle dick can't get through a sentence without spittin' up his lunch on me.
5. whistle dick
a man who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks his penis is so clean that he shouldn't have to or that his penis is "as clean as a whistle".
6. Whistle Dick
1. Hauling ass, especially when traveling; not wasting any time.

2. an insult.
1. "We were gonna stop at Bill's gas station in Gooberville on the way to your house, but we whistle dicked right through that small town.

2. "His whistle dick attempt at a comeback was pathetic."
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