| 1. | baby brainwashing | ||
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The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world. Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing. Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!
I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world! |
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| 2. | whisper scream | ||
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An oxymoron grammatically, a whisper scream is rather appropriately named. Whisper screams are imitations of especially long, drawn out, exaggerated, overly theatrical screams through short sequences of whispers. This is often an expression of torment, rage, extreme delight (or other emotions) in a simple-to-do manner that is easy on the ears of the audience and easy on the vocal chords of the whisper screamer. Sometimes done with the purpose of creating comedy for the listener. Dude 1: Please stop whisper screaming in response to my misfortunes. I've got physical training tomorrow and I need to get some sleep.
Dude 2: Okay, sure, I understand... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (whispering) Dude 1: Please stop. Please... (crying softly) |
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| 3. | Dr. Cox | ||
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An extremely sarcastic and truly awesome doctor dude on the show Scrubs played by John C. McGinley and he is also JD's mentor, but he won't admit it. He also calls JD various girl names and calls Elliot Barbie. about J.D
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Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie? Carla: Oh, he got off your leash? Dr. Cox: laughing Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby? Carla stares at him Dr. Cox: Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second... hits the table Dr. Cox: ...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV. whispering remorsefully Dr. Cox: God save me, it was barely out of the box. Carla continues to stare at him Dr. Cox: The point is... Newbie is my drunk baby. Dr. Cox: Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. And now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming-out party? J.D.: Is that a gay joke? Dr. Cox: No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustr... |
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