1. someone who drinks very heavily

2. a pretty funny name for a friend or boozer
that whiskey dick mike better not come here drunk again or ill kick him right in the fucking twat
by peterbilt379 November 26, 2007

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An insane corn lobbyist who is twisting the arm of Government to put Ethanol in my Gasoline. Knowing that:
1. Ethanol consumes more energy to produce than it creates when burned. (pumping oil out of the ground, river water or wind through a turbine etc. produce energy - running a moon shine still consumes energy)
2. Reduces gas mileage by 30% when gasoline is polluted with 10% ethanol. Do the math - we are burning more petroleum not less!
3. Raises the cost of food by forcing up the price of corn.
4. Increases government spending. The government provides subsidy for gasoline with ethanol to make the consumer price close to real gasoline. $.51 cents of every gallon of 10% ethanol is coming from you the tax payer.
That whiskey dick is destroying our economy just to sell more corn no matter the consequences.

That whiskey dick should be shot!

I wonder what that whiskey dick's bonus was this year?
by Dave W1 August 09, 2007

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When a guy is horny as hell, and has had a lot of booze to drink. His dick might be small, and it might take forever to get to orgasm, but he still cums all over the place.
Oh man, I got wasted and fucked that chick, but I had whiskey dick. She was squealing for me to cum, and man, it took me forever, but when I did, she was pleased...and drenched!
by Arieh August 08, 2006

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MEANS U R SO DRUNK U CAN'T EJACULATE SPERM
JOE HAD A WHISKEY DICK LAST NIGHT.
by MARCOOS August 24, 2005

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when u get fucked up at a party then go to fuck ya girl, you can supposovly fuck the shit out of her in your eyes, but in reality or the girls eyes its the shittiest fuck immagionable.
last night i gave her long and hard and shitty drunk whiskey dick.
by Kasper December 01, 2004

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