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36.
MEANS U R SO DRUNK U CAN'T EJACULATE SPERM
JOE HAD A WHISKEY DICK LAST NIGHT.
by MARCOOS August 24, 2005
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37.
when u get fucked up at a party then go to fuck ya girl, you can supposovly fuck the shit out of her in your eyes, but in reality or the girls eyes its the shittiest fuck immagionable.
last night i gave her long and hard and shitty drunk whiskey dick.
by Kasper December 01, 2004
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