when one is to drunk to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get blue ball.
so jj, did she suck your dick?

jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to

damn whiskey dick
by Patricksoccerfan May 27, 2008

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When a guy cannot get a boner because of too much beer or alcohol..even if megan fox was in front of you naked..
GUY 1: Dude! megan fox offered to pay me a million dollars to fuck her...

GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)

GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke
by jacob ladders August 21, 2009

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When you've had enough whiskey to make you the man with abilities in his pants.
This guy: Man last night was crazy.

That guy: Tell me about it! I drank so much whiskey that I had my game pipe up until I fell asleep! I was rad and walkin'!

This guy: Damn man, you always rock the whiskey dick.
by =Ray= December 04, 2008

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An alcoholic that has erectile disfunction upon drinking.
Steve always gets whiskey dick.
by Betty Chingas November 20, 2007

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The worst thing to ever happen. Common occurence when a guy has to get plowed before he will talk to a girl, then it gets to then end of the night, and his hard work is about to pay off. BUT NO!!!! Sometimes possible to still perform but weakly.
I go to fuck Kim last night, totally wasted, and I got whiskey dick. I still pounded her though.
by The Pstives March 27, 2005

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When you wake up from an extreme night of drinking with an incredible erection. The muscles in your penis contract so that you don't pee on yourself in your sleep.

Usually beneficial if you have a female with you the next morning, as you can go for a long time since your penis is trying to not let anything release.

Usually only relieved by urinating (which is hard to do in that condition)
Man...I woke up this morning with Whiskey Dick after all that beer last night...I could have used it to go out and drive nails into the sidewalk!
by Disco Godfather July 30, 2008

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A scary monster.

Preventor of intercourse.

The sluggish buddy.

Jack (Daniels) does cock.

Booty buster.

An occurance which strikes 110% of all alcoholic men where you have to wiggle your winkie to get it in the twinkie. Caused by severe intoxication and/or brown baggers. Achieving ejaculation can be achieved if worked at.
He would have had her if not for the whiskey dick.
by brintly September 26, 2004

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