Term used when a man who has been drinking engages in sexual acts with a man or woman and can not get erect due to alcohol consumption. Often used as an excuse when a man has erectile dysfunction and is too embarrassed to admit it.
"Your pathetic Joe, you didnt even bang that chick and she was asking for it!" said Tim.

"Joe, i already told you, I had a horrible case of Whiskey Dick!" said Joe
by BAwrestler12 July 01, 2011
When you've had too much to drink and can't get it up to do the dirty deed.
Person 1: "So did Krauss finally get some last night?"
Person 2: "Nope. He was so wasted that he got pretty bad whiskey dick and couldn't get it up."
by 5cbystander May 14, 2011
A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.
Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick!

"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."

According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
by PiraticalScholar November 07, 2011
that rare occasion when your Dick gets just as shit faced and violent as you do after drinking wild turkey all night. most usually ends with burning the sheets.
Babe, your going to be walking a little bow legged for a few days. it just so happens I have a case of the Whiskey Dick.
by rrevan November 25, 2011
When a guy cannot get a boner because of too much beer or alcohol..even if megan fox was in front of you naked..
GUY 1: Dude! megan fox offered to pay me a million dollars to fuck her...

GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)

GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke
by jacob ladders August 21, 2009
when one is to drunk to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get blue ball.
so jj, did she suck your dick?

jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to

damn whiskey dick
by Patricksoccerfan May 27, 2008
When you've had enough whiskey to make you the man with abilities in his pants.
This guy: Man last night was crazy.

That guy: Tell me about it! I drank so much whiskey that I had my game pipe up until I fell asleep! I was rad and walkin'!

This guy: Damn man, you always rock the whiskey dick.
by =Ray= December 04, 2008

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