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8.
The inability to maintain an erection after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
"I heard Joe couldn't get the job done with Jane last night. Bad case of whiskeydick."
by mjb October 27, 2005
 
9.
1 When you can't get it up cause you drank too much.

2 A totally cool saloon in So. Lake Tahoe, Whiskey Dicks!
1 "Dude, no more shots for me. I don't whant to get whiskeydick"!

2 " Dude, Let's hook up at Whiskey Dicks after riding today".
by jerjer October 01, 2005
 
10.
A condition where a man cannot get fully erect or stay fully erect because of alcohol intoxication. What makes Whiskey Dick different from other forms of erectile dysfunction is the extreme desire to keep trying to have sex and penetrate the vagina, even when the woman gets up and puts her clothes back on. The male will still dry hump and beg even when the penis is so limp it is like throwing a cocktail frank in a canyon.
Sara: Why won't you go out with Rob again?
Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.
by BombACat July 18, 2010
 
11.
When one is to drunk to get a hard-on, he has the whiskeydick.
I had the whiskeydick last night, therefore I did not get laid.
by Count Funkula June 01, 2003
 
12.
The condition resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol in which you are impotent (can't get it up with a crane)
You get totally drunk and meet a beautiful woman in a bar. Astoundingly, she goes home with you and wants to get it on, but you have whiskey dick and can't perform (get a boner)
by SunDeviLaw January 08, 2014
 
13.
when you've had too much to drink and you can still fuck but it takes forever to cum
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
 
14.
A state of erectile dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Clit), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.

Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)

Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).

Stage 3: Erection Not Possible.
Dennis, suffering from whiskey dick, found it impossible to please Jane for the night.
by Spingo July 17, 2012