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5. whiskey tits
Male gynecomastia (enlarged breasts), aka “moobs,” caused by estrogen from the wooden casks in which whiskey is aged.
If you're a casked-liquor drinker, may want to switch to something non-wooded (eg. move from scotch to vodka). Estrogen from the wood has been known to cause whiskey tits.
1. Whiskey Tits
a phrase to call ones self or ones girlfriends/friends after the girl in question has been out sloppily drinking whiskey and sloshing it down her chin (where it drips into the bra) or directly into the cleavage.

unisex: can also mean when one is hammered from whiskey.
"Man, Dawn came home completely whiskey tits last night"
2. whiskey tits
Fat perky sweaty male boobs.

Something you scream out loudly while running thoward your fat friend, with both hands aiming for each of his sweaty man boobs.

A perfect result should end in,
a loud scream and lots of whining.

Side effects: Sticy hands, and a whining buddy.
At some public place with lots of folks:
Jonas " WHISKEY TITS!!!!

Mike " Uh...?! "
Jonas twist it.
Mike " Aaaaaaaaaah, what the fuck man!!! "

Mike " What the hell did you do that for.. "

Jonas " ITS FUN "
3. Whiskey Tits
to breastfeed while drunk.
Last night the baby slept all night after feeding on whiskey tits.
4. whiskey tits
the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen
the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.
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