A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.
Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)
by Justin Koehler May 11, 2005
20 more definitions
see pussy et al
Check out that smokin' milf! I'd like to get a taste of her whisker biscuit...
by crankshaft March 12, 2004
slang for a womans vagina,with 1-2 days worth of stubble, nonetheless a tasty treat.
"Damn my face is raw today, I was eatin a bitch out and her whisker biscuit tore the shit out of my face."
by Tank178 October 06, 2005
I bet you she's got a damn good-lookin whisker biscuit when she takes those little panties off.
by Claude Henry Smoot November 27, 2002
Man that girl Amy really likes it when I put my beef sock into her whisker biscuit.
by SheckieZx May 02, 2010
the muff, a woman's crotch, usually with pubic hair, the bush
The old bag came parading out of the bathroom wearing nothing more than her whisker biscuit.
by costinalot September 10, 2010