A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.
Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)
by Justin Koehler May 11, 2005
21 more definitions
see pussy et al
Check out that smokin' milf! I'd like to get a taste of her whisker biscuit...
by crankshaft March 12, 2004
slang for a womans vagina,with 1-2 days worth of stubble, nonetheless a tasty treat.
"Damn my face is raw today, I was eatin a bitch out and her whisker biscuit tore the shit out of my face."
by Tank178 October 06, 2005
I bet you she's got a damn good-lookin whisker biscuit when she takes those little panties off.
by Claude Henry Smoot November 27, 2002
Man that girl Amy really likes it when I put my beef sock into her whisker biscuit.
by SheckieZx May 02, 2010
the muff, a woman's crotch, usually with pubic hair, the bush
The old bag came parading out of the bathroom wearing nothing more than her whisker biscuit.
by costinalot September 10, 2010
A vagina that is swollen, quivering, dripping, soft,pale, yet blushing, and fully blanketed with pubic hair.
"whisker biscuit" can only be described as Whoopie Goldbergs head.
by Jason Dunaway and or JDUN August 30, 2008