1. A useless object that moves when you try to lean on it.
2. A useless person, who through lack of social graces will never shut the fuck up.
3. A useless person who deserves a massive piledriver.
4. A useless person who, thankfully, doesn't wear seatbelts and will most likely die at a young age.
5. The proof that Jesus died in vain.
1. I tried to lean on whipstick
2. Whipstick, shut the fuck up before I piledrive you
3. I piledrived whipstick into a permanent coma, now I use his body as a punching bag.
4. Hey whisptick, put your seatbelt on honey...OH GOD! (crash)