George: yeah i still cant believe he drove to alaska to get her specially hand made earmuffs by eskimos
Billy: WHAT A BITTTCHH...AHHHH!!!!
Evolved human: did you hear that? it sounded like a pre-humanoid predecessor, giving off a mating call for antelope..!
2. To be utterly controlled or dominated by one's partner, as in girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse.
Xander: What happened? Is this another tale of whipping?
Felipe: Yes! John was getting whipped by his girlfriend AGAIN. She told him to bring home a tree that she found on the ground from Wilmington to Atlanta, so he picked up the tree, put it in his lap, and held it there for four hours, and then dropped it in the middle of his driveway.
Xander: Yep. That's John for ya.