The greatest male dis of all time
John:you got tikets to the concert this weekend?
Lance:naw,who's playin?wheres it at?
John: deez nuts in your mouth
this is a place that sells fish. a very good fish shop to go to is the craigish and lauraish fish shop which is situated in cock-a-mouth.they make some dam good fish i would suggest you go there. the fish smells nice....
"wheres your fish shop?"
"COCK A MOUTH"
" .... excuse me"
"i said COCK A MOUTH"
something you put in your mouth and hope it comes out the other end
rub a dub-dub wheres my grub?
Sliar , japenese for " One who Steals The Kings Password. Sliar originally originated From the person Insert Name Here. Sliar , in old British Terms, was the name of the story that tells the tale of a young boy who became king. Everyday the boy would deliver the milk to the people around the Town of InWarez, until one day when the boy spilled Milk over his Majesty. The King, almost as furious as King Louie The Third, threw the boy away to the dungeons. The boy would desperately try to talk to the guards, yet to no avail would the guards listen. Until one day when the local villagers of the town staged an attack on the King. The Villagers the morning before the attack gave the milkboy a " password " to say when they would look for him throughout the castle. After every BanG! he heard the Milkboy would yell out a password or phrase so that the villagers would find him. After taking out the guards, the Milkboy decided to have his revenge on his evil king. As The Milkboy ran out of the dungeon . through the ballows and toward the tower he noticed a White Horse with a Silver Radiance of Pureness and Hope. As he gently stroked the white horse while whispering something under his mouth into its ear , he zoomed off toward the Tower of The King. As he made his way up the long dreary stairs, the king tried everything in his power to stop the Milkboy, but nothing could stop the Milkboy from uttering a...
|5.||all in my nasal|
Describes a method of narcotic ingestment. The method in particular is by insufflating (snorting, sniffing) any substance to produce a desired high. Insufflating any substance produces a high almost immediatly because the said substance is absorbed in the membrane at the back of the nose and mouth and is allowed to enter the blood stream on contact without the need for digestion. Cocaine, Heroin, Ketamine, Ecstasy, Any prescription drugs, such as oxycontin, Methamphetamine, etc... are all examples of substances that can be insufflated.
The phrase is used in a past tense form, so as to imply one has already insufflated a substance and they are waiting to get high.
-I just popped my exo, wheres yours?
-Awww shiet, it's all in my nasal, im rollin already, your ass has to wait 30 minutes.
-Well, i've got some cain all in my nasal, so im good for right now.
A wet bag of Cheetos found in the woods, if there was no rain recently in the area, the bag was likely pissed on by some animal, and since pee rhimes with chee, peetos is a perfect term for such a thing. The term came from the episode of That 70s Show where the gang was on the water tower spotting for Donna's engagement ring and Fez found a bag of Cheetos and handed it to Eric and found out they were wet, and Fez mentioned a bear must have pissed on it, then out came "eww Peetos!". I cant remember exactly how that part went as i only seen that episode once when it was new, but ill always remember Peetos.
Some dudes camping in the woods looking for fire wood:
Dude1:Hey man youre hungry? I found a bag of Cheetos here
Dude2:Awesome man (grabs then and shoves on in his mouth, then suddenly spits it out), yuck dude these are wet!
Dude3:They must have been pissed on by some animal
Dude1:(freaks out chucking the bag and falls over)Hey can i get a hand back up?
Dude1:Hell no, u touched peetos!
Dude3:Hah! U put a fuckin' peeto in your mouth too!
Dude2:(turns pale and spits up over some good fire wood)
Dude1:Hey, we could have used that wood!
Dude3:Lets leave that poor peeto eating bastard there to get eaten by whatever pissed on that bag
Dude1:Yeah man, wanna get crunked?
Dude3:Fuck yeah! Isnt that why we came here in the first place?
Dude1:Hopefully we wont get the munchies as badly as the peeto eater did
Dude3:Wait, how come he had the munchies that much more badly than we did already?
Dude1:Wait, wheres our stash?
Dudes1&3:Yeah hes definitley not worth helpin' out now, lets go back to town and mash in his basement, it better not be sketch
Dude2:(still lying in the dirt feelin, lookin, and smellin' like shit, and hes crying) Nature is a bitch!
The penetration of a cellular phone into ones anus.
A back and forth motion is always applied in this act.
Buttifs are usually done with the application of lubrecation.
This is a form of sodomy and should be done with a professional. Make sure to consult a doctor before commit this act for it can cause --> runny ass,dry mouth,upset stomach,leaking tender thigh juices,bleeding anal cavity,massive dirreah,your face on you-tube,laughed at by the myspace community,parents disowning you and selling all of your items on ebay and calling you there 2nd daughter, and death.
Buttif ; verb
Bob : Well the kids are gone...... pause
Ralf: Well ....... pause
Bob: Do you want to try this new game called "Buttif ?"
Ralf: Scratching head ...whats "Buttif"?
Bob: Let me show you silly laughing and going to the bed room and getting a cellphone
Bob: Im back
Ralf: I missed you
Bob: I was only gone for a few minutes, hun
Ralf: But I missed you crying and masturbating
1 hour later
Ralf: Crying Ahhhhhhh that hurt , ahhh It feels like im pooping every time I sit down.. tears
Bob: I still have a signal smiling