| 1. | sweet lemons | ||
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The term sweet lemons comes from the saying, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." It means making the best of an undeniably bad situation, even if it involves complete and utter denial, mixing lemons with cuploads of sugar until they actually taste sweet. It is essentially the equal opposite of sour grapes. Jimmy was born with a third nipple. This would normally not be something to rave about, but his mother gently reassures him, "Well, look at it this way, son; you're unique and you'll always have something for show and tell." :) Sweet lemons!
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| 2. | andy milonakis | ||
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THE BEST FRICKEN SHOW EVER MADE!Andy will have you on the ground laughing from the minute the show starts.His random humor and weird sketches are the best.And yes he is a 29 year old man but that does not mean he still can't be funny.I think everyone should just give him a damn break.Watch Andy every friday at 10:30 on MTV2 or every sunday at 10:30 on MTV! I rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but dont call me a bee head. Bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head. Now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed. You wear name brands and i make my own clothing. I hang out with an apple who loves selfloathing. *i hate myself* panckae on my face mjakes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy. cause its my show you can’t tell me what to do When life hands me lemons i make beef stew So yo i gotta go its time for me to rocket i put bologna in my left pocket smear some cream cheese in my gold locket Cause its my show i’m andy milonakis its my show I’m smandis smilismakis its my show i’m andy milonakis |
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| 3. | Lemon Party | ||
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When life hands you lemons, throw a lemon party!
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| 4. | d'liouh | ||
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D'liouh is one of the oldest words in the world, dating back to the early Latin days. The translation of d'liouh was lost long ago. A d'liouh can be "dropped" at any time in any situation. That is the beauty of the word. Dropping a d'liouh is the perfect way to get out of a sticky situation. "When life hands you lemons, make d'liouh soup."
"Jimbo has been known to be an avid d'liouh dropper." "Oh my God Tanner, what is going on in your pants?" "D'liouh?" |
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| 5. | marijuana | ||
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the answer to depression when life hands you lemons, you spark a fuckin bowl.
thank you marijuana. |
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| 6. | Vag Fest | ||
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1. A huge group of girls having fun with no boys around
2. A group of girls dancing together at a Frat party, with no boys around. 3. A group of lesbians...with vaginas 1. Bring on the sausages I can't stand this vag fest.
2. Let's go back upstairs, there's a vag fest on the dance floor. 3. When life hands you lemons, run away from the vag fest. |
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| 7. | andy milonakis | ||
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Hes a freaking awsome 29 year old boy with a groth disfunction he is hilarious and people should giuve him a damn break. "Pancake on my face makes me extra happy i like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy cause its my show you cant tell me what to do when life hands me lemons ill make beef stew" -andy milonakis
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