wellp 

A modification of the word "well" that expresses exasperation, frustration, and resignation. Often accompanied by a shaking of the head. The excrescent p, called a bilabial stop, found in words like yep, and nope, is somewhat like a stifled laugh ("pfft"), a quick closing off of the word, enhancing the resignation in it, and indicating that the mouth is on its way to stating something further. Sometimes spelled welp.

Wellp, looks like we should start walking, this vehicle is thoroughly wrecked.

Cartoonist Harvey Kurtzman (creator of 'MAD' magazine) used the word in a piece called "The Grasshopper and the Ant" (Esquire - May, 1960). Ant, having just seen a caterpillar devoured by a bird says, "Wellp... Back to work. Grain to gather."

wellp by Allstayt September 3, 2014

third wheelphobia

Someone who is so afraid of being a third wheel that they leave as soon as a couple or two people start talking. Often they develop this phobia when being forced into a situation where they are a third wheel or someone's make out bitch.

person 1: Why did Lindsey just leave?

person 2: Oh she's had third wheelphobia ever since Natalie used her as her make out bitch.

third wheelphobia by ⟢P⟣ January 15, 2010

Whelp 

To whelp someone. Slap the nearest flat surface to you and leave work before you’re supposed to.

Whelp, I’m gonna go ahead and get outta here! See you tomorrow!

Whelp by Go Brandon December 24, 2021

whelpday 

an individual's day of birth. whelpday is most commonly used amongst the furry community, and some scifi and gaming communities.

My friend's whelpday is coming up. He'll be 27. Let's plan a big whelpday party.

whelpday by Lacy Musketeer February 4, 2012

wheller 

Wheller is a brit-ish feller

That guy Wheller kicks so much ass.

wheller by Jackass October 14, 2004

Wellphone 

The phone that should be treated as your significant other I.E.: Don’t be harsh to it, don’t overuse it, don’t get angry with it, treat it respectfully, don’t lose it, and occasionally buy it a new outfit (case)

John, how is the new wellphone treating you?
Ya, actully I got in a fight with it this morning because it wouldn’t let update an app, but we good now

Wellphone by Junxie Biggs January 19, 2020

whell 

A somewhat incredulously laughed, hick version of well.

Whell, I just don't see how that's possible!

whell by Deraek December 6, 2006