the rough texture of a penis
His penis felt wheaty.
The breakfast of champions.
Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.
When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."
the rough and grainy texture of a penis
"His penis felt very wheaty."
really good weed
Man, let's go get some wheaties!