handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

handful your wheat thins by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008

wheat thins 

A Whole wheat snack made by heat compressing pure wheat into little flakes and salt is added to make it super delicious.

I love my wheat thins packaged with a hieroglyphics tshirt.

wheat thins by Not Harvey May 8, 2007

wheat thins 

A baked cracker who tastes SO good it could make your soul leave your body just so it could become a wheat thin.

Did you hear Wheat Thins can cure CANCER?!
My g/f and I love Wheat Thins, because thats how we met.
Cause of death, Wheat Thins, do you concur Dr. Hyde? I concur.

wheat thins by fuuon October 10, 2005

wheat thins 

baked snack crackers. these things are so good. deliciously baked, lightly sweet and nutty wheat taste.

wheat thins are good

wheat thins by i<3chris July 15, 2005

wheatskins_ 

cool mf who’s also a quackity editor and secretinnit who owns the secret smp 😍

“oh do you know who edited the new quackity video”

“wheatskins_ did!”

wheatskins_ by salemisveryswaggy March 5, 2021

Wheat Thins and Beer 

A poor replacement for breakfast, originating in the Anthrax song "Milk." Toss some wheat thins in a bowl, pour beer in it, and eat like it's cereal. Just remember the Anthrax lyrics when you try it.

"I'll just have Wheat Thins and Beer,
If I get sick the toilet is near!"

Wheat Thins and Beer by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

wheat thins 

the best snack ever!!!!!!!! never waste them. jeuin iz the only person (maybe he's not a person) who duznt like them. DIE!!!!

I ate wheat thins the whole day! and i got undepressed.

wheat thins by SRL September 26, 2004