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Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool 

A pretty small school with a small amount of kids. Don't let the size of the school make you think it's a quiet and chill school though. WCMHS is a wolf in sheep's clothing. If you move to this school and you aren't popular, prepare to be bullied beyond belief. Soccer and basketball are them main sports there. Watch out for the soccer girls, they're feisty. The terms "kill yourself" and "faggot" are thrown around a lot at the school. Also, don't get in the way of any popular kids, they can and will beat your ass. There's a lot of stoners, you can't really avoid them. As long as you just stay quiet and go from class to class like you're supposed to, your time at WCMHS will be just fine.

Unless you're different.

Then you're fucked.
"Wow, I heard Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool can be a pretty rough school. I feel bad for anyone who goes there."

The Wheatland Stomp

The Wheatland Stomp is a solo sexual act performed by only the most experienced of anal accepters. The act involves defecation on the floor by the actor, then stepping into the faeces. Then, the actor places his foot inside of his rectum and continually "stomps" inside of himself, stimulating the prostate and putting the shit back where it came from.
Phil: "Oh, man, I had a go at the Wheatland Stomp last night. My ass really hurts!"

Callum: "Phil, you do that every night."
The Wheatland Stomp by dshban January 23, 2011

Whelaned 

To get completely smashed; pound down brewskies
Dude we are toatally getting whelaned tonight!!!

Dude that kid is totally whelaned, he just fell down the bleachers
Whelaned by merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr December 3, 2010

Whelanfare 

Awful food takes of a seemingly newly divorced man on a tight budget with the taste buds of a COVID patient
How was the BBQ?

Shit, full Whelanfare, did you know Aldi sells steaks now?
Whelanfare by AndyFastow July 12, 2022

Josh Whelan

Overall fuckin wanker who wears shin pads shoulder pads and a helmet whilst riding a scooter. This complete beta male is the definition of pussy
Josh Whelan cries at least 6 times a day, what a pussy
Josh Whelan has never masturbated
Josh Whelan by Mr Rakib Ahmed March 27, 2020
Irish name : whelan = faolain
translated as: wolf
the whelans where an irish tribe who controlled the deise region of waterford in ireland.
Hot girl: " Did you say your name was Whelan?"
Whelan: "yup"
Hot girl: "wow i heard all Whelans are hung like a horse"
Whelan: "Nah!! its more like a 5 horses"
whelan by Moses666 April 22, 2008