Whef

The name of an imaginary bar or club. It's used primarily as an alibi when someone you don't want to hang out with asks where you are. Either they will believe it's an actual location and do their best to find it (which of course they won't), or just come to the realization you are drunk and stop texting/calling you.

Text from annoying person: Dude I just made it down to Philly. Where you at?
Text from you: Whef
Text from annoying person: Never heard of it.

Whef by BuhBye January 17, 2018

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wheat burner

A domestic(U.S.A.) usually 4 or 6 cylinder sports car....The American version of the rice burner.

My Dodgr SRT-4 is a wheat burner that would smoke your rice burnin' civic.

wheat burner by chefrick45419 September 27, 2005

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turbulence and donkey wheat

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

turbulence and donkey wheat by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018