DNA WhattheHey! 

The moment at birth, examining a family photo, or just at random when you realize your offspring look nothing like the silicone bag bearing, botox injected, liposucked, rhinoplasted, forehead lifted, and tummy tucked person you call your wife. When you realize you've been duped and that your wife hasn't fully revealed the quantity of plastic surgery she's had done. This epiphany may also be triggered by a family photo causing you to suddenly understand why your wife looks as if she just stepped out of Vogue compared to the more homely qualities of your children.

Jim (watching wife give birth in operating room)...Hey what the f***. That's not my child!

Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.

DNA WhattheHey! by Amovida December 10, 2011

whothehellcares 

"Who the hell cares", as in I don't care, you don't care. A word for one who can't be bothered with the spacebar.

Whothehellcares if I don't feel like getting up in the mornings?

whothehellcares by Brenda September 13, 2004

Whatthehellisupwiththat? 

The only possible description of any scene in the movie Pink Floyd: The Wall.

Judge: Tear down the wall!
Viewer: Whatthehellisupwiththat?

Whatthehellisupwiththat? by Jiggy February 16, 2005

whattheheck 

it is a question
it is also a sentence starter
thats all

whattheheck is going on?
"whattheheck??" she asked this when she saw his bedroom after the slumber party

whattheheck by pseudoniemetje January 6, 2020

whathahellman 

Reaction for something that is unexpected/super dumb/inappropiate/out of context/or plain impossible, but happend trough coincidence, and you have only little time to response. Like the Expression "What the Hell, Man!", but spoken as one word so "what" and "the" even share the letter t.

Example 1:
Jim: "What did you guys do this weekend?"

Jeff: "I went out fishing with my dad."

Tom: "I tried the backdoor with my girlfriend."

Jim+ Jeff: "Whathahellman!!"

Example 2:
Toby: "Hey guys! Watch this!"

Toby throws an empty Bottle out of the Window of the thrid Floor and it lands with a perfekt bottleflip on the table in the Park below.

Group: "Whatthahellman!!!!"

whathahellman by da_houne April 27, 2023

whattheheckabologna 

Confusion to the point your brain malfunctions and all you can say is "whattheheckabologna"

"whattheheckabologna are you doing in my house"

whattheheckabologna by Ozzy1209 November 30, 2021

whattheheckaashka

wait…. you ACTUALLY DONT KNOW WHATTHEHECKAASHKA??? she’s the funniest and most popular spam in the whole school! if you haven’t come across @whattheheckaashka on instagram, i hope you know that you will not experience true joy until you follow that spam page.

guys! @whattheheckaashka just posted! she just made my day!

someone’s talking shit about @whattheheckaashka…. time to go beat them up

whattheheckaashka by i love diluc May 28, 2022