FOB - is a degrading term for people not up to date on the culture which is an abbreviation for (Fresh Of the Boat.)
meaning you still carry your sense of fashion from your country which clashes with the current countries cultures.
Origin: Hawaii 60's
Local Hawaiians used it to refer to white people who came from mainland US to Hawaii. Its was used a lot by locals and surfers. it was to refer to white people who wasn't up to date on the culture.
It is now used a lot by Asians to refer to immigrant Asians of the same sense.
"Man! whats up with your shoes? thats fob!"
"Dood! check out the howlie with the yellow hat. what a fob."
The 'cucumber' disease often occurs after eating a meal containing cucumbers i.e tuna and cucumber sandwich
After which your penis may become aroused and turn green and small green/yellow leafs begin to sprout from the pubic area.
This disease is very common in teens, elderly women and vegetarians.
Waiter:'Heres your tuna and cucumber sandwich you ordered sir',
Victim: 'oooh, ... ahhh,... ouch whats up with my one eyed trouser trout??????'
Waiter:' I dont kno sir have u eaten any cucumber?'
Victim: yesssss cock face
Waiter:' Oh yeh that cucumberitus where your pork sword turns green and sprouts leaves'
Victim: 'Oh cool :S'
Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
wearing black every day
trying to be scary and intimidating
baggy pants with chains
pale white foundation
rugs and alcohol
blood guts and gore
Goth isnt about how black your clothes are, how many piercings you have, how crappy you can make your eyeliner look, being tough and intimidating, acting or being depressed, listening to mainstream metal or punk, or even acting elite and better than everyone just because you know who Bauhaus is.
The Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, Fields of the Nephilim, The Mission, All About Eve, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, London After Midnight, (some) Siouxsie and the Banshees, Faces of Sarah, Inkubus Sukkubus, Merry Thoughts, Manuskript, Clan of Xymox, Midnight Configuration, Suspiria, Ausgang, Danielle Dax, Carcrash International, Specimen, Mephisto Walz, Rozz Williams, March Violets, The Creatures, the Birthday Party, Black Tape For A Blue Girl, Die Laughing, Death in June, X-Mal Deutschland, Lene Lovich, Nina Hagen, And Also the Trees, Batfish Boys, In the Nursery, Ipso Facto, Flesh for Lulu, Ordo Equium Solis, Rossetta Stone, Tones on Tail, This Mortal Coil, Killing Joke, Current '93, Dead Can Dance, The Machine in the Garden, Gene Loves Jezebel, Véronique Diabolique, The Cure, Joy Division, Cinema Strange, Echo and the Bunnyme...
First and foremost,...ITALIANS AND ONLY ITALIANS CAN BE A GUIDO! The REAL Guido is a rare thing these days. The real Guidos are in their 30's and 40's now. They were children of the 70's and 80's when the Guido movement was at its prime. Not like these wanna be jerk offs you see now. With that in mind,...theres a few things I need to get off my hairy chest:more...
NO and I repeat NO Guido would EVER EVER wear the $hit these kids wear today.
Ultra baggy jogging suits by Sean Jean, Roccawear and FUBU? (ESPECIALLY FUBU which Stands for "FOR US BY US" a black company, aimed at marketing to the black community,..HELLO,...They dont WANT us buying it and wearing it, and some ignorant wannabes keep buying them!) Were Italians,..not "wiggers" smarten up! In the 80's we wore Sergio T and Fila Jogging suits,..Now we wear $300 Genellis and Alan Stuarts.
And The hats,..whats with the hats? Baseball hats tilted to the side? Another Wigger thing! Gimmie a Fu&king break! Guidos spend too much time on their hair to cover it with a gay "Von Dutch" hat. If your gonna wear a hat,..wear it normally,..have some class.
Yes, we still swear gold chains, bracelets, pinky rings and watches. We dont wear our chains over our shirts,..we havent done that since the 80's! Yes its YELLOW gold, not white and we dont wear TRENDY platenium. Thats a fad,..Yellow gold is classy and timeless. Wearing platenium chains with giant crosses and other charms is stupid,..Dont do it
In a f...
A distinct dark yellow eye goo that slightly sticks out of the niggers eye ball.
(Dwayne Wade slowly wakes up in bed next to his wife, he turns to her...)
Dwayne Wade : Good morning Sweetie.
Wife : Good mo- ewww whats the shit in your eye?
Dwayne wipes his eye with his finger and licks it.)
Dwayne Wade : Oh dats my Nigger Goo sweetheart, go back to bed.
People of asian ethnicity who have been exposed to western culture, the idea that twinkies are being rejected by white people is wrong. Another word for twinkie is banana, which is the asian way of calling a twinkie. Some of us are not culturally applicable to be whitewashed, however, Asians see us as foriegners, we fit in everywhere, just don't seem to belong anywhere. White culture is not totally in sync with us, some of our lifestyle is not agreeable to Asian. Because we don't eat as much rice as a normal Asian makes us an alien.
1) Asian Housemate #1: Whats that shit you eating? What the hell is that yellow gunk on your macoroni.
Me: it's fish pie, its my dinner, I grew up eating that. That cheese sauce... something I still like.
Asian Housemate #2: EEWWW! THATS GROSS! TWINKIE!
2) Asian #1: What shall we have for dinner?
Me: I want a full roast dinner.
Other Asian: that shit stinks. hey twinkie, your asian lets go to a chinese restaurant.
FYI all of this is happened to me.