A site full of freakin posers and mods who don't give a damn anymore and lock posts for fun.

FIRST STOP:
Posers

Everyones username is Enlightened Intoxication or "Come Back Time"

WTF. Be freakin original or get the hell off. You can't even go to Non-goSupermodel without seeing some stupid "scene" username.

All the posers are the same. "I'm miley." DUDE. There are 50,000,000 freakin miley cyrus's on there. If your going to pose do it gosh damn right or shut the hell up.

All the models are posing as some other person most of the time.


SECOND STOP:
MODs

Whats to say about the mods? They suck. Half never go online and I bet 5 of them are actually 11 years old sitting there and timing out models. They try and protect the little kids on here.

WTF? All the little kids on here are not 1. They know what we talk about. I doubt there are little kids on there, they just do it for fun to lock posts.

The MOD patrol comes along editing posts for no gosh damn reason. Some of them lock the good posts and never seem to lock the bad posts. Hmmmm... are they making it safer or worse?


Mentors:
The new mini-mods. The old mini-mods can't be a mentor cause their too gosh damn lazy to get to commercial model.

Once they get their smiley their an effin mod and take it seriously. Half of them just sit there and feed the wrong information to noobs.

Supermodels:
Are getting more stuck up every second

Top Models:
The newest newbies

Commercial Models:
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Please note that i'm referring to current emos.

Emo, emotional, "emotive" (emotive is no longer a current term though). I know many current emos who describe themselve as emotional- finding "emo" to be an incorrect term (seeing as "emo" is a music genre, not a subculture).

Clothes: Normally tight shirts and jeans, hoodies/jackets at any size (I prefer a mixture of tight and baggy hoodies), and Converse or Vans (I love my Converses). A lot of black and bright/light colors such as pinks, purples, and light blues.

Makeup: Heavy dark makeup. Your eyes must show how dark of a person you are...lol, don't take it too seriously. Dark makeup around the eyes, making the eyes stand out, but sometimes with a bit of color as well (color optional). Sometimes little shapes like hearts, stars, or even tear drops can be drawn near your eyes with eyeliner as well. Nails? Black is a given, but many people like to mix it up; 10 different finger nails, 10 possible colors. Facial piercings are optional by the way. Google "emo pics" or something for a better understanding on makeup.

Hair: Big bang swooped across the face. Again, goggling "emo pics" would give you a better understanding. Possibly a few spikes, lightly teased, and a little color, I believe it ends there. Too much further and you're in the scene territory. I love scene hairstyles...

'wat chu up ta' i had this guy ask me that on myspace once and i looked for it in the original dictionary, google and urban dictionary... but found no meaning. so i decided to add a meaning to this lame, stupid... word. 'wat chu up ta' is a type of way of saying 'what brand of gum are you chewing?' the wat is what, the chu is chew and the up is... i have no idea but the ta simply mean, brand but those with minor probelsm pronounce it 'ta' wat chu up ta, is the new 'gangsta word' and personally i find it amusing, that people are saying it thinking they look DEAD COOl! but what hurts me the most is that it DOES NOT mean 'what brand of gum are you chewing' in fact it means... 'what are you doing?' sounds alike? yeah, whatever. but instead of saying 'what are you doing' 'whats up' 'wuu2' or 'what have you done today' its 'wat chu up ta' sad, lame and pathetic... only God knows what language this world will be speaking 5 years from now at this rate.

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with the cool videos that you can put your mouse over and preview with a couple slides to show you what the video looks like so you cant blame anybody when you click on a gay video because you could have previewed it first!
(also know to give you viruses and crash your computer)

to consume an amount of marijuana enough to get high before doing an activity on your agenda. This is usually done in a quick amount of time in order to meet whats next on your schedule fast and speedy.

(blar-gik) a sound used when very frustrated or angry or bored.

A state of being, similar to a coma, in which you are stuck in a loop of pressing random on websites, looking at whats there, and pressing random or f5 again. Is frequently done on: Urban Dictionary, Stumbleupon, 4chan, Twitter and similar sites.