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ken jennings' screw up on jeopardy that drew a laugh from the crowd. at least someone got a laugh on that guy. he's a genius.
Alex: Less than a minute now
Ken: Tool time for $200.
Alex: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker. Ken.
Ken: What's a ho?
Alex: No.
(massive laughter)
Alex: Whoa...whoa...whoa..they teach you that in school in Utah huh? Al
Al: What's a rake.
Alex: A rake is right. You select Al.
Al: 400 please.
by nikitas December 05, 2004

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