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29.
whenever used in a conversation, a girl really means this:
I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, then eaten by the shark.
Boyfriend: Hey I know its your birthday, but Ricky really wants me to go fishing. Can I go babe?
Girlfriend: Whatever...
by HOWDYBiLLY February 23, 2011
 
30.
Refers to the person you have an undefined relationship with.
- We hook up sometime but I don't know whether it's serious. She doesn't call me her boyfriend.
- Dude! You're her whatever
by celine34 July 10, 2008
 
31.
A way for a girl to tell a guy go ahead, but secretly don't want them to do what they want to do.
Boyfriend: "I'm sorry I did that babe"
Girlfriend: "Whatever, It doesn't matter"
Boyfriend: "No talk to me"
by TheOneWhoGotCheatedOn March 14, 2010
 
32.
The American English equivalent to the common, polite Thai expression, "mai pen rai", meaning "it doesn't matter"; an easily accessible communication tool for re-grounding in the midst of a circular, escalating, non-productive, manipulative, or highly emotional argument.

When one partner calmly terminates with "Whatever" (humorous, non-aggro Valley Girl accent, one eye roll, and heavy sigh acceptable), it allows both participants to remember that their separate "ego chatter" and the subsequent discomfort of those primitive "fight or flight" endocrine hormones surging now through them - is an illusion, all Maya.

"Whatever" is the new Western mantra to allow those in our culture to wake up, surrender, let go of the futile need to be "right", to sit in the silence of the moment and return to the underlying reality of love, unity, and connection. Words are increasingly inadequate in this age of “The Quickening.” We have evolved much faster than our spoken language. A simple, compassionately delivered "Whatever" can still that inner turmoil, allow deep breathing to return, help each partner to regain balance and perspective, and reconnect to each other in a more profound and constructive way, through touch, music, art, dance, and lovemaking. Try it! Although many define the term as negative, harsh, cowardly, or maddening, it doesn't have to be! It's not that way in Thailand. Look at it from a different angle.
Valerie: Todd, when I'm calmly trying to tell you for the umpteenth time what my basic needs are, why must you always turn the conversation around, change the subject, and start blaming me for something I'm not even talking about? Why is it always about you and your needs?

Todd: About my needs!? Oh! Like when you had to stay in bed all morning and too damn lazy to move, you started yelling at me at the top of your lungs when I was in the kitchen, screaming at me to take the trash cans out to the curb? Who is the bad guy here!! Huh? Can you ever take responsibility for your shit?!!

(heated exchange back and forth going nowhere)

Valerie: Whatever...
Valerie: (Wordless now, she reaches out to touch and hold Todd's hand, then embraces him, gets up and turns some soft music on, lights a candle, smiles at Todd, lights some incense. Todd starts to relax and they both shrug and start laughing and then...)
by kamakinky March 12, 2010
 
33.
Word that is used by people when they are wrong and they cant admit it. Specially used by lozer cheerleaders or hypocrits to end a fight.
Stacy: YOU KNOW I CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU!
Rachel: Whatever.
by Sylvia August 14, 2008
 
34.
No matter what.
Whatever happens, I'm still going to die.
by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003
 
35.
noun. anything that captures a teenage males attention span. i.e. gaming, hanging, chilling, etc. primarily consists of oneself sitting around on their ass eating anything and doing absolutely nothing
"sup?"
"nm, just doing whatever"
by theCanadianWerewolf November 20, 2007