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1. whatever-sexual
Someone who is attracted to all sorts of people, but would much rather use alcohol than a road map to determine sexual compatibility.
"Bisexual" carries unnecessary stigmas, and "pansexual" just sounds self-righteous. Fuck it, I'm a whatever-sexual.
2. whatever-sexual
When a person changes their sexuality on a regular basis.
Emily is whatever-sexual. She was a lesbian last week but this week she is bi.
3. sexual tension starfish
essentially the same thing as awkward turtle except in moments where there is sexual tension. accompanied by a sort of blinking star formation of the hand in which the fist is clenched and unclenched to indicate a squirming starfish.
an awkwardly sexual moment you can say sexual tension starfish and squish your hands, similarly to making the handmotions of awkward turtle
4. whatever wets your harbour
It means when a girl is turned on by somthing and it makes her "wet"(produce a natural lubracation from her vagina ready for sexual intercourse)
katie: i love it when they wink like that!
Peter: Whatever wets your harbour...
5. Sexual Intercourse
When a man and woman are married, they engage in sexual intercourse, or sex. The spermatazoon cell meets with an egg cell and turns into a baby, and the woman is pregnant, and homes a baby for nine months, then gives birth.
Sexual Intercourse creates children
6. tri-sexual
One who is attracted to the opposite sex,and is not attracted to the same sex,so they are not lesbian\gay\bisexual...but rather "open" with their love,realizing that love has nothing to do with gender,it is unconditional,so they are open to the same sex as well,and are willing if they ever fall in love, to be with the same sex person and do not mind being involved with them sexually or whatever.
Also,lol,tri-sexual's ARE NOT attracted to animals,lmao,thats "beastiality" and just plain weird and sick...ew :S :P
Jane is straight, she had sex with linda, but does not have a thing for girls,so she is not lesbian\bi-sexual, as she is attracted to the opposite sex,Jane fell in love with linda,not because linda was a female, but because of who linda was,so she is sexually open,and could if she wanted be classified as "tri-sexual"
7. Whatever fits your tits
A variant of "whatever floats your boat" with a slightly sexual connotation.
Originated in a land called Studio City.
girl 1 - "Being called a drunk beezy makes me soo aroused"
girl 2- "... Yeah, whatever fits your tits"
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