Whitcomb 

An Irish name that stands for emotional strength as well as a faithful companion. A Whitcomb will never leave someone behind, and will always be by your side. Whitcomb's can be very hard to read because of their emotional barrier. (Even when it seems they don't care, they're caring.)

"My boyfriend's last name is Whitcomb!"
"Omg no way your gonna be together forever!"
"Idk i was telling him a sad story and he didn't seem to care"
"Nah he's just a Whitcomb he will listen in his own way"

Whitcomb by Brando Appleseed December 31, 2012

Pulling a Whitcomb 

Pulling a Whitcomb: Meeting a female or male that would be considered a step or many above you on a scale of physical beauty and then locking them down with either a Child or other means to secure a permanent relationship.

"I could have been Pulling a Whitcomb last night if only I wasn't cock blocked by her bitch friends" or "I was completely confident I could have pulled a Whitcomb last night but her birth control is like the great wall of china"

Pulling a Whitcomb by Mr REB January 28, 2009

whitcomb 

A person who loves fuzzy blankets.

"Dude get out of that blanket, you whitcomb."

whitcomb by Brandon08 March 16, 2008

Whitcomb Shit

A particularly irritating form of bullshit laced heavily with selfishness, sarcasm and lies.

Sue "My boyfriend told me he would be working all day but, he was actually hanging out with another girl getting stoned all day" Jane says "Oh yeah! That's some Whitcomb shit, right there!!

Whitcomb Shit by Reesie Mueller September 25, 2010

whitcomb 

a person who thinks he's a cool kid, but really is not

Stop pretending your good at basketball, you whitcomb.

whitcomb by ufsucks January 10, 2009

Council?WhatCouncil? 

The Council is a common myth which has survived over the years at Whitburn Academy, West Lothian. There has beeen however a large amount of controversy to the members prior to its existance. These include the names of bstewrt2, R3BUZ, Ginge123, David Cassidy and the one they call the Donkey Puncher. This Donkey Puncher however is mainly a feature of the group, a spin off. This however cannot ever been proven. So until proven otherwise, there is no council.

The Council has also been known to have links to David Carradine through the Kill Bill period in his life. Also the world famous "Bruce Lee," was known at one point to be an apprentice of the council. There has also been high amounts of speculation and a wide spread of reports into the appreances of 'Elmo' at the council meetings. This is however suggesting that there is indeed a council.

There has also been high speculation about the council members that they were once trained by the Lin kuei Ninja Clan of Hokkaido, Japan. Although it cannot be stressed enough that the council may not exist?

What the Fuck is the Council?WhatCouncil?

Council?WhatCouncil? by Blair Stewart January 15, 2009

Whitcomb Wagon

(n) A wagon with an incessant need to bring down the collective mood and general ambience of a group-chill, synonomous with Debbie Downer. Said wagon will "run over" normally enjoyable events which leads to fun turning into "roadkill".

Hey you want another drink?

Haven't you had enough? You're drunk. Stop drinking.

I was wondering how long it would be before the Whitcomb wagon would hit.

Whitcomb Wagon by debbiedownicus December 4, 2010