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15. What the intercourse!?
A more appropriate way of exclaiming "What the f***."
This way parents won't get mad and instead of a annoyed look on the street, you will recieve a freaked out one.
"What the intercourse!? I did not do what you think i did with who you think i did it with!"
16. what the beep
a cute way of saying "what the hell" or "what the fuck".
SLAM.
"what the BEEP was that?!"
"chill, dude- it was just the window."
17. what the zee
a synonym for what the f**k or what the hell or what the heck. abbreviated as "wtz"
random person: "i was driving around and i saw a squirrel!!"
you: what the zee?

or
"WHAT THE ZEE where did my ipod go?!?"
18. what the zee
a synonym for what the f**k or what the hell or what the heck. abbreviated as "wtz"
random person: "i was driving around and i saw a squirrel!!"
you: what the zee?

or
"WHAT THE ZEE where did my ipod go?!?"
19. what the bitch
similar to "what the hell" but with more awesomeness since I invented it

sometimes pronounced "what the Batch"

can be shortened to "WTB"
(1)WHAT THE BITCH IS SHE DOING!!??!!
(2)like, what the batch...
20. what the quan
Used for when something unexpected or stupid happens, used like what the hell.
What the quan is wrong with that guy's face?
21. what the ass?!
A phrase that can be used instead of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". This phrase, however, is much radder and should only be used by people who are really fabulous.
Bill: Hey Bob. I just saw a nude man on rollerskates.

Bob: What the ass?!
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