aka Whateva or wateva. Used often like a full stop/period at the end of a sentence. Often used to change subject, express annoyance or dismiss an arguement or person.
"3AM round the corner wearin' my leather, some dude comes up, he's like, 'hey, punk!', I'm like 'yeah, whatever!'"
Whatever: a word used in instances where the user has no logical or superior response to a stimulus they do not like. Often used by bitches. for further description look under Bitch, Retard, Wimp, or Spoiled-Rotten
Matt: Grow up! You don't have a drivers license, car, job, clue, or goal in life and you're still use everyone around you and treat them like shit! YOU'RE A BITCH!
definition consistent with whatever
but with the addition of the 's', making the plural version (whatevers), gives more emphasis to the meaning. whatevers is used as an adjective to describe the insignificance of something or it can be used to express a more passive form of disgust or loathing for something.
"dude, that gay biker gang that just left took the last of our beer."
"fuck. that shit is so whatevers, man."
"wesley, why are you still wearing nail polish? halloween ended three weeks ago."
"whatevers, dude. whatevers."
"i don't give a shit", and "fuck you", especially when sent as a txt message
jimmy to carol via txt: "hey did you hear a.b the gig my band is playing this friday?"
A phrase used often by Squall, the main character of Final Fantasy VIII
because he either doesn't care, doesn't know what to say, or because he simply doesn't want to replay with a "yes". Incidentally, I am the exact same way
See also: ...
Selphie: "Hey Squall! Join the garden committee!!!!"
Selphie: "Come on, don't ignore me! Please join!"
Squall and Me: "...whatever..."
*Both walk away*
The American English equivalent to the common, polite Thai expression, "mai pen rai", meaning "it doesn't matter"; an easily accessible communication tool for re-grounding in the midst of a circular, escalating, non-productive, manipulative, or highly emotional argument.
When one partner calmly terminates with "Whatever" (humorous, non-aggro
Valley Girl accent, one eye roll, and heavy sigh acceptable), it allows both participants to remember that their separate "ego chatter" and the subsequent discomfort of those primitive "fight or flight" endocrine hormones surging now through them - is an illusion, all Maya
"Whatever" is the new Western mantra to allow those in our culture to wake up, surrender, let go of the futile need to be "right", to sit in the silence of the moment and return to the underlying reality of love, unity, and connection. Words are increasingly inadequate in this age of “The Quickening.” We have evolved much faster than our spoken language. A simple, compassionately delivered "Whatever" can still that inner turmoil, allow deep breathing to return, help each partner to regain balance and perspective, and reconnect to each other in a more profound and constructive way, through touch, music, art, dance, and lovemaking. Try it! Although many define the term as negative, harsh, cowardly, or maddening, it doesn't have to be...
commonly used when someone is very pissed off at someone else, and doesn't wanna say anything and the other person automatically says are you mad at me?
Me: I'm in a bad mood. nothing makes sense right now.
Person 1: Boo hoo! the world revolves around you.
me: whatever. I have to go. take a shower or do anything else.
Person 1: are you mad at me?
Person 1: I'm sorry I didn't mean it!